hoarse     I am an itinerant data analyst, a misadventurer and a Siberian that ended up living in Seattle. I’ve been expelled from kindergartens, 86’ed from casinos and paid to pretend to be an engineer. When I’m not terrorizing all-you-can-eat buffets or overdosing on methyltheobromine, I research new ways of getting rich slowly and devour science fiction. Every now and then I publish Kindle books. These are my stories.

P.S.: For the 99% amongst you who have no idea how to pronounce my name – it rhymes with “glory and sin.” (Russian names are funny like that.)