Turns out my giant mutant size-16 feet make great flippers.
Also, I may have invented a brand new style of swimming. It combines the arm movement of the butterfly stroke and the leg thrashing of a mentally challenged frog. I call it… the G-stroke. Awww yeah.
Achievement unlocked: paddling in place for 15 seconds as long as I don’t breathe or open my eyes. 2016 summer Olympics, here I come!
Pool chronicles, Day 1: scared a bunch of black children with my infinite whiteness; then amused them for 90 minutes with my attempts at floating.
Achievement unlocked: 5 seconds without drowning!
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