Category: messing with Google


intelligence – 410,000,000 search results on Google
counterintelligence – 1,820,000 search results
countercounterintelligence – 4,000 search results
countercountercounterintelligence – 11 search results
countercountercountercounterintelligence – 3 search results
countercountercountercountercounterintelligence – zero search results

“the heart wants what it wants” – 575,000 search results on Google
“the stomach wants what it wants” – 92 search results
“the brain wants what it wants” – 55 search results
“the liver wants what it wants” – 10 search results
“the lungs want what they want” – 8 search results
“the spleen wants what it wants” – 1 search result
“the appendix wants what it wants” – zero search results

“Chekhov’s gun” – 72,700 search results on Google
“Chekhov’s rifle” – 346 search results
“Chekhov’s shotgun” – 66 search results
“Chekhov’s cannon” – 36 search results
“Chekhov’s bazooka” – 23 search results
“Chekhov’s machine gun” – 21 search results
“Chekhov’s revolver” – 19 search results
“Chekhov’s flare gun” – 16 search results
“Chekhov’s stun gun” – 10 search results
“Chekhov’s howitzer” – 8 search results
“Chekhov’s nerf gun” – 8 search results
“Chekhov’s slingshot” – 7 search results
“Chekhov’s musket” – 6 search results
“Chekhov’s blaster” – 2 search results
“Chekhov’s carbine” – 2 search results
“Chekhov’s railgun” – 2 search results
“Chekhov’s BB gun” – 1 search result
“Chekhov’s dart gun” – 1 search result
“Chekhov’s derringer” – 1 search result
“Chekhov’s tranquilizer gun” – 1 search result
“Chekhov’s arquebus” – no search results

“dancing with the stars” – 11,300,000 search results on Google
“jumping with the stars” – 59,500 search results
“prancing with the stars” – 5,610 search results
“bouncing with the stars” – 22 search results
“hopping with the stars” – 17 search results
“frolicking with the stars” – 12 search results
“reveling with the stars” – 2 search results
“romping with the stars” – 2 search results
“gamboling with the stars” – 1 search result
“skipping with the stars” – 1 search result
“frisking with the stars” – zero search results

“I am Iron Man” – 409,000 search results on Google
“I am Titanium Man” – 37 search results
“I am Tin Man” – 31 search results
“I am Aluminum Man” – 30 search results
“I am Silver Man” – 16 search results
“I am Copper Man” – 14 search results
“I am Golden Man” – 13 search results
“I am Magnesium Man” – 7 search results
“I am Cobalt Man” – 6 search results
“I am Platinum Man” – 5 search results
“I am Lithium Man” – 4 search results
“I am Nickel Man” – 3 search results
“I am Zinc Man” – 1 search result
“I am Palladium Man” – zero search results

“bespoke suit” – 460,000 search results on Google
“bespoke shirt” – 82,900 search results
“bespoke dress” – 66,700 search results
“bespoke jacket” – 39,500 search results
“bespoke boot” – 32,900 search results
“bespoke hat” – 29,700 search results
“bespoke coat” – 17,200 search results
“bespoke tie” – 16,700 search results
“bespoke leggings” – 4,400 search results
“bespoke waistcoat” – 3,520 search results
“bespoke kilt” – 3,080 search results
“bespoke scarf” – 3,000 search results
“bespoke glove” – 2,870 search results
“bespoke kimono” – 1,900 search results
“bespoke skirt” – 1,380 search results
“bespoke sock” – 982 search results
“bespoke sweatshirt” – 814 search results
“bespoke catsuit” – 268 search results
“bespoke pajamas” – 87 search results
“bespoke parka” – 55 search results
“bespoke turtleneck” – 48 search results
“bespoke poncho” – 40 search results
“bespoke sombrero” – 25 search results
“bespoke balaclava” – 14 search results
“bespoke sarong” – 1 search result
“bespoke loincloth” – zeroΒ search results

“Happy cows” – 370,000 search results on Google
“Aggressive cows” – 5,390 search results
“Sad cows” – 4,680 search results
“Calm cows” – 2,930 search results
“Indifferent cows” – 1,460 search results
“Upset cows” – 1,300 search results
“Ecstatic cows” – 1,150 search results
“Arrogant cows” – 736 search results
“Languid cows” – 730 search results
“Jubilant cows” – 351 search results
“Needy cows” – 345 search results
“Flabbergasted cows” – 327 search results
“Opinionated cows” – 180 search results
“Vigilant cows” – 135 search results
“Malevolent cows” – 112 search results
“Enigmatic cows” – 78 search results
“Grouchy cows” – 69 search results
“Somber cows” – 64 search results
“Conscientious cows” – 54 search results
“Exuberant cows” – 43 search results
“Despondent cows” – 42 search results
“Petulant cows” – 32 search results
“Compulsive cows” – 15 search results
“Queasy cows” – 10 search results
“Tenacious cows” – 9 search results
“Disdainful cows” – 7 search results
“Wistful cows” – 6 search results
“Quixotic cows” – 4 search results
“Rancorous cows” – zero search results

“guitar hero” – 21,500,000 search results on Google
“piano hero” – 86,000 search results
“drum hero” – 59,800 search results
“ukulele hero” – 37,700 search results
“keyboard hero” – 36,600 search results
“keytar hero” – 27,000 search results
“theremin hero” – 25,500 search results
“vuvuzela hero” – 15,300 search results
“accordion hero” – 13,900 search results
“bagpipe hero” – 13,200 search results
“sitar hero” – 12,100 search results
“flute hero” – 11,000 search results
“bell hero” – 10,900 search results
“ocarina hero” – 10,200 search results
“banjo hero” – 10,100 search results
“violin hero” – 9,520 search results
“harmonica hero” – 8,220 search results
“saxophone hero” – 5,700 search results
“trumpet hero” – 5,400 search results
“lute hero” – 4,710 search results
“harp hero” – 4,250 search results
“tuba hero” – 3,760 search results
“trombone hero” – 2,900 search results
“cello hero” – 2,780 search results
“fiddle hero” – 2,650 search results
“balalaika hero” – 2,030 search results
“clarinet hero” – 1,570 search results
“xylophone hero” – 1,310 search results
“synthesizer hero” – 1,080 search results
“bugle hero” – 623 search results
“shofar hero” – 585 search results
“didgeridoo hero” – 533 search results
“gong hero” – 526 search results
“oboe hero” – 502 search results
“conch hero” – 74 search results
“cymbal hero” – 50 search results
“autoharp hero” – 21 search results
“mellotron hero” – 14 search results
“clavichord hero” – 12 search results
“omnichord hero” – 5 search results
“steelpan hero” – 2 search results
“pyrophone hero” – zero search results

“walking in circles” – 370,000 search results on Google
“walking in lines” – 47,500 search results
“walking in triangles” – 16 search results
“walking in squares” – 8,760 search results
“walking in pentagons” – 2 search results
“walking in hexagons” – 1 search result
“walking in heptagons” – zero search results

“Have gun, will travel” – 406,000 search results on Google
“Have camera, will travel” – 71,100 search results
“Have laptop, will travel” – 13,700 search results
“Have brush, will travel” – 9,760 search results
“Have hammer, will travel” – 5,890 search results
“Have shovel, will travel” – 2,050 search results
“Have chalk, will travel” – 57 search results
“Have frying pan, will travel” – 16 search results
“Have fire extinguisher, will travel” – 13 search results
“Have AP Stylebook, will travel” – 2 search results
“Have platypus, will travel” – 1 search result
“Have Batman costume, will travel” – zero search results