Archive for June, 2013


Bacon and mushrooms
Make any pizza divine.
Hello, perfection.

The saddest thing I’ve seen all month: while I was out at Walmart, carefully selecting the 12 worthiest donuts that would have the honor of going home with me, an overweight old man walked up to the display.
“Great minds think alike!” I punned.
He sighed as if the weight of the world was on his shoulders: “No, I just come here to look at them.” He sighed once more and shambled away, an empty shell of a man.

The saddest thing I’ve seen all month: while I was out at Walmart, carefully selecting the 12 worthiest donuts that would have the honor of going home with me, an overweight old man walked up to the display.
“Great minds think alike!” I punned.
He sighed as if the weight of the world was on his shoulders: “No, I just come here to look at them.” He sighed once more and shambled away, an empty shell of a man.

“I’m still trying to work out the link between some guy’s resurrection and chocolate egg-laying bunnies with no maternal instinct.”

by yours truly