Archive for September, 2019


“time travel” – 41,600,000 search results on Google
“lime travel” – 167,000 search results
“dime travel” – 67,000 search results
“crime travel” – 44,300 search results
“thyme travel” – 26,500 search results
“chime travel” – 7,220 search results
“Guggenheim travel” – 4,080 search results
“grime travel” – 3,240 search results
“enzyme travel” – 538 search results
“Oppenheim travel” – 96 search results
“rhyme travel” – 95 search results
“mime travel” – 92 search results
“paradigm travel” – 92 search results
“prime travel” – 89 search results
“sublime travel” – 86 search results
“slime travel” – 81 search results
“pantomime travel” – 79 search results
“maritime travel” – 76 search results
“Mulheim travel” – 74 search results
“windchime travel” – 46 search results
“spime travel” – 46 search results
“Durkheim travel” – 26 search results
“anticrime travel” – 2 search results
“pulmozime travel” – zero search results

  1. The best steak is a well-done steak.
  2. Cold pizza is gross.
  3. Milk is disgusting.
  4. Red wine is basically cough syrup for grown-ups.
  5. If it has eyes and staring at me as I eat it – hard pass. (Sorry, Philippines.)
  6. High-grade dark chocolate is indistinguishable from cardboard.
  7. Food is fuel.
  8. If your breakfast is more than a vitamin, a cup of black coffee, and two handfuls of dry cereal, you’re overcomplicating things.
  9. I eat my pasta with ketchup. (The same active ingredient as pasta sauce, and it lasts way longer!)
  10. The greatest meal I’ve ever had? Three burritos from a corner store, with two cold bottles of cider, devoured in a scalding-hot shower after I finished a cold and miserable 36-hour hike in the woods.