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Losses and wins

My desert adventure ended early. I wrote about it in depth on my trail journal. Short version: my legs got several injuries, the trail was a lot less developed than advertised (at least 10% included walking on the side of a highway…), and it was soul-crushingly lonely. It was considered normal to walk 3-4 days without seeing another human being. This year, in particular, there was a shortage of hikers, especially from other countries. (Probably due to the politics and the ongoing harassment of foreign tourists.)

The loneliness bit may have been partly due to bad luck. There was one experienced hiker (she’d done the Triple Crown (hiking all three major trails) twice) who managed to form a trail family of eight people around her by the time she reached the first town, 83 miles from the border. Impressive, that. Others ended up walking outside such bubbles.

The desert was beautiful, though… I’d never seen the Milky Way so bright, not even in the Sierra-Nevada mountains during my PCT thru-hike in 2022. Along the way, I explored the ghost town of Old Hachita – or what’s left of it. Those ruins were some grade-A Wild West Americana.

In the end, I made it 155 miles before calling it quits in Silver City, NM. The downtown Palace Hotel was incredibly hiker-friendly, and there were quite a few of us there. Many were recovering from their own injuries, most of them less serious than my own. It was a bit like a hiker-trash field hospital in that respect. My initial (and very very ambitious) plan had been to do the entire Triple Crown by completing the Continental Divide Trail this year, followed by the Appalachian Trail in 2026. But over at that hotel… Yeesh. Yeesh, I say. Multiple thruhikers (who had saved the CDT for last) I met would complain about how much they disliked the AT, and how they were forcing themselves to do the CDT.

I listened to their woeful laments, and nodded, and sympathized – and also asked myself, “Self, is that what I sound like?”

There comes a point when pursuing an overly ambitious quest becomes not merely eccentric or quixotic, but self-destructive, with not much fun along the way. A lot of that desert section was beautiful, and I met some unique and interesting people, but hiking on the side of the highway, alone, with coal-rolling trucks spewing exhaust in my face… That doesn’t count as a “National Scenic Trail” in my book.

…though to be fair, if my legs hadn’t decided to fall apart (should I have done more ThighMaster exercises beforehand?..), and if it had been just a bit less lonely, I might have carried on, if only out of sheer stubbornness.

Ah well.

The unplanned return back to Quebec was pricey: a flight from Silver City to Albuquerque (a very cheap, very tiny propeller plane; great experience!), from there to New York, and from there, an all-night bus back home. My apartment lease was still good until June 30th, so that’s where I’ve been for the past two weeks. No furniture (still in storage), only my sleeping bag, the contents of my hiking backpack, and a big bag of “welcome home” stuff I’d packed away for easy access. (The initial plan had been to finish the hike, get an AirBnB, and hunt for apartments.)

It makes no sense to hire a moving truck, move my stuff back here, and then move it back to my new apartment (just found one) on July 1, soooo here I am, trapped in the midst of strange logistics. Just an empty studio, a sleeping bag, a few books, my phone, and my laptop. (I use the phone as a hotspot when I need to do laptop-specific things.)

It’s a hilarious parody of a bachelor’s life (though fortunately, my girlfriend was glad to see me back early!), but on the upside, I’ve gotten quite a lot done. I’ve already finished a couple of new short stories, caught up on a lot of reading, and done some other productive stuff. If I’d returned to my TV, gaming computer, and unlimited internet, my productivity would’ve been a whole lot lower, eh.

I’ve got some good news, too. I always juggle a lot of different projects, and a few of them paid off:

My essay “A Hierarchy of Apocalypses” has been published in Phano, making it my first-ever non-fiction sale. (I’m not including my Kindle e-books.) Also, the pixel art the editor had picked to go with my essay is a thing of beauty.

“If Time Travel Were Possible…” (a short story set in my OTTO-verse) has been published in Black Cat Weekly, which also resulted in my first-ever fan mail!

“Murder of the Orient Express” (of, not on!) has been published in Pulp Asylum. The title is a bit of a funny story: a couple of podcast hosts had a blooper moment when they mispronounced the title of that classic novel, and they laughed it off. But that got me thinking… Who would want to kill an actual train itself? Why? And how? And thus this story was born!

…and I have a few more waiting in the wings.

It’s a bit funny: in the short-story biz, an “emerging writer” is defined as someone who has three or fewer publishing credits. I guess that makes me an emerged writer, eh?

One particular cool piece of news is that my short film, “Please Don’t Send Help,” got accepted by the first-ever Worldcon Film Festival! Worldcon is the biggest annual sci-fi convention in the world, and this will be their first addition of a film festival alongside all the author-related events. This year, it’s held in Seattle, in mid-August. I’ll get to attend it for free for one day when my film screens, and it’ll be a fun experience, being there as a sci-fi creator, but not (or at least not yet) a published novelist. Just like with my one-day visit to the New York Comic Con last October, I’ll have to make the most of it!

And speaking of film festivals… I’ve got at least two dozen major film fests I’ve applied for. (Why yes, I do have a problem.) All of them are famous for their hospitality, hard to get into, and/or will get me sponsored by Quebec if I get picked. That’s mostly for the European festivals, but I really like my odds with the Finnish Tampere fest! We’ll see.

If even a few of those festivals accept me (and I submitted four films to each one, to boost my odds), that’ll result in more partying within a single year than in my entire life up to this point. All those submission fees have cost me a pretty penny (even with the carefully timed early-bird discounts), but a) parties! and b) unforgettable experiences and c) possibly new grand adventures stemming from those new connections?, and d) once you get accepted, you usually get a lifelong alumni discount, meaning no more fees ever again.

And so, while my dream of becoming an elite professional thru-hiker has gone bust, the upside is that I’d be able to attend my film’s screening at my dream sci-fi convention (that would’ve been impossible if I kept hiking), and I’ve used all this free time (and utter lack of distractions) to double-down on my artsy endeavours. Let’s see how this plays out, eh?

…there’s a distinct possibility that a year from today, I’ll be completely frazzled, drained of energy, filled with way too many conflicting and overlapping memories of far too many events (what folks in the biz call “the festival brain”), but that kind of fatigue will be a good problem to have – or, as I call these things, #GrigoryProblems

I hope all y’all are about to have a fun summer too!

Hi friends! I’m leaving on my Continental Divide Trail adventure (hiking from Mexico to Canada). I’ll be away for at least 4 months. I’ll post pictures, videos, and daily journals (when I get reception) over yonder:

https://www.instagram.com/hellamellowfellow

https://youtube.com/@hellamellowfellow?si=zImzXuhIsvzFXmA3

https://trailjournals.com/journal/entry/678787

If I don’t post several days in a row, it’s probably because there’s no reception. (Inconceivable, I know.) Have a great summer, y’all!

P.S.: I leave you with this – the funniest video ever made. https://youtu.be/2wEtVERXQWE

My CDT travelogue

I’m a huge believer in research. In preparation for my Continental Divide Trail adventure, I did a lot of reading and note-taking, and this here is the result. This will be my crowdsourced guide as I make my way from Mexico to Canada, and I hope it helps some of you too, eh.

My information sources were Reddit, the annual HalfwayAnywhere hiker survey, and trail journals by Cornfed, Daybreak, and Flatfoot. I’m going to keep a trail journal of my own: that seems to be a disappearing art form, which is as sad as it is logical. Fewer and fewer folks post written updates about their adventures, opting for videos instead. It’s a lot harder to speed-read and cross-reference video logs, and if something ever happens to that platform… But also, the inherent laziness is always a factor – it’s much much easier for me to write something down than to record, edit, tag, and post a video. (In my defense, I was already 20 when youtube was founded.)

I’ll keep a daily log of my adventures over yonder: https://trailjournals.com/journal/entry/678787

Mandatory disclaimer: double-check this information before you hike. Sometimes, post offices or businesses shut down, and they might be closed on weekends. Make your own decisions, eh. All the quotes in the detailed travelogue section come from previous hikers’ trail journals.

And so…

CDT shuttle water caches:

Water Cache 1: Mile 14.1 (01_141WT)

Water Cache 2: Mile 25.9 (01_259WT)

Water Cache 3: Mile 45.4 (02_194WT)

Water Cache 4: Mile 58.3 (03_127WT)

Water Cache 5: Mile 78.2 (04_198WT)

Suggested Mailing Resupply (from Halfway Anywhere’s annual survey):

Pie Town (New Mexico) 83.7%

Doc Campbell’s (New Mexico) 41.0%

Ghost Ranch (New Mexico) 35.5%

Lima (Montana) 35.5%

Leadore via Bannock Pass (Idaho) 31.9%

Encampment via Battle Pass (Wyoming) 30.1%

East Glacier Village (Montana) 29.5%

South Pass City (Wyoming) 13.3%

Twin Lakes (Colorado) 12.1%

Chama via Cumbres Pass (New Mexico via Colorado) 9.6%

Mailing resupply, in order:

1 – Doc Campbell’s (New Mexico, mile 39 of the Gila Alternate, or ~mile 209 of CDT)

Gila Alternate is 106 miles long; rejoins the red line at mile 344)

The next resupply is 70 miles away: Reserve – a hitch from mile 367. 

Hold for CDT hiker: <Name> ETA: <Date>

C/O Doc Campbell’s Post, 3796 Highway 15, Mimbres, NM 88049

2 – Pie Town (New Mexico, mile 415)

The next resupply after that is Grants: 109 miles away.

Hold for CDT hiker: <Name> ETA: <Date>, 33 Apricot Ave, Pie Town, NM 87827-5000

2a. Cuba, mile 628 – send the snow gear here!

Hold for CDT hiker: <Name> ETA: <Date>, 6358 US-550, Cuba, NM 87013

3 – Ghost Ranch (New Mexico, mile 11 of the Gila Alternate, or ~mile 686 of CDT) 

The next resupply is 94 miles away: Chama.

Ghost Ranch’s physical address: 280 Private Drive 1708, Abiquiu, NM, 87510-2001 (of course, add “Hold for CDT hiker: <Name> ETA: <Date>”)

4 – Chama via Cumbres Pass (New Mexico via Colorado, mile 780)

The next resupply is 67 miles away: Pagosa Springs & South Fork, mile 847.

Hold for CDT hiker: <Name> ETA: <Date>, 199 5th St W, Chama, NM 87520

<<< Shipping stuff to Twin Lakes: Pagosa Springs at mile 847 has a Walmart >>>

5 – Twin Lakes (Colorado, mile 1,144)

Many resupply points afterwards. I’m aiming for Breckenridge: 76 miles away.

Twin Lakes General Store:

Attn: [first & last name] [ETA]
6451 E. State Highway 82,
Twin Lakes, CO, 81251-9724

<<< Shipping stuff to Wyoming: Fraser – a hitch from mile 1,290 >>>

6 – Encampment via Battle Pass (Wyoming, mile 1,529)

The next resupply point is 82 miles away: Rawlins, mile 1,611

Hmmmm… There’s an option to skip it entirely with a mega-hike:

“Many people shoot straight from Steamboat Springs, CO, to Rawlins, WY, instead of hitching into Encampment on a low traffic road. It is 160 miles, the first half is a lot easier than the preceding part of CO and the second half is mostly the Basin and so is basically flat.”

Hold for CDT hiker: <Name> ETA: <Date>, 622 McCaffrey Ave, Encampment, WY 82325

7 – South Pass City (Wyoming, mile 1,729)

The next resupply point is 79+11 miles away: Pinedale, accessed from Pole Creek Trailhead (mile 1,808) + a hitch.

South Pass City State Historic Site, 125 S Pass Main St, South Pass City, WY 82520
[Note: this seems sketchy, but after a lot of searching and vague references to hikers picking up their boxes, this seems like the most reasonable place to send them to.]

<<< Shipping stuff to Idaho: Dubois, mile 1,888 >>>

8 – Lima (Montana, mile 2,146) 

The next resupply point is 104 miles away: Leadore, but it’s also rumoured to be overpriced…

Mountain View Motel:

Hold for CDT hiker: <Name> ETA: <Date>, 111 Bailey Street PO Box 277, Lima, MT 59739

9 – Leadore (Idaho via Bannock Pass, mile 2,250)

The next good resupply point is 123 miles away: Darby, MT

(there are some tiny towns with tiny stores along the way; long hitches)

Stage Stop: 100 S Railroad St, Leadore, ID 83464 

<<< Shipping stuff to Montana: Helena, mile 2,639 >>>

10. East Glacier Village (Montana, mile 2,895)

98 miles to the finish line – no more resupplies.

Looking Glass Hostel: 1112 MT-49, East Glacier Park, MT 59434

Full(-ish) list of resupply stops:

New Mexico

Mile 84: Lordsburg

Mile 158: Silver City

Mile 38 of Gila Alternate: Doc Campbell’s (recommended to mail food)

Mile 415: Pie Town (recommended to mail food)

Mile 525: Grants

Mile 629: Cuba

Mile 689: Chama via Cumbres Pass

Colorado

Mile 847: Pagosa Springs via Wolf Creek Pass

Mile 961: Lake City via Spring Creek Pass

Mile 1061: Salida via Monarch Pass

Mile 1144: Twin Lakes

Mile 1181: Leadville

Mile 1216: Breckenridge

Mile 1290: Winter Park

Mile 1343: Grand Lake

Mile 1436: Steamboat Springs via Rabbit Ears Pass

Wyoming

Mile 1520: Encampment via Battle Pass (recommended to mail food)

Mile 1602: Rawlins

Mile 1722: Lander

Mile 1799: Pinedale

Mile 16.1 of Old CDT Alt: Dubois via Togwotee Pass

Mile 1988: Old Faithful Village in Yellowstone

Idaho/Montana

Mile 15 of Macks Inn Alternate: Island Park / Mack’s Inn

Mile 2134: Lima (recommended resupply box)

Mile 2236: Leadore via Bannock Pass (recommended resupply box) (long food carry!)

Mile 2358: Darby via Chief Joseph Pass

Mile 27 of Anaconda Cutoff: Anaconda

Mile 2618: Helena

Mile 2686: Lincoln

Mile 2744: Augusta (long food carry!)

Mile 2877: East Glacier Village (recommended to mail food)

Towns, in order:

Mile 84: Lordsburg, NM

Buffet:

Does Lordsburg’s “Los Victor’s” have the same free salsa bar as the one in Silver City?..
Silver City description:
“My favorite reason to eat there after a hike is they have a complimentary salsa bar with homemade tortilla chips, 3 red + 2 green salsas + fresh pico. Make up a big plate of chips and salsa while waiting on your meal. As for the main course, I usually go with 2 breakfast burritos which are on special all day at $5/each and are fat, not those little skimpy burritos you get at the hipster places in Colorado.”

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Water in Lordsburg sucks; there is a machine at the grocery store where you can fill bottles for like $0.50.

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We decide on the EconoLodge. It’s $55 per night, but hikers get a $10 discount so it’s only $45 for the total for the room (not per person). Our $40 room also includes a continental breakfast buffet featuring a waffle maker?

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After checking in, we head across the street to get some food at Kranberry’s. This place also turns out to be very hiker-friendly with excellent food and service (note: they do not sell alcohol). With full bellies, we go about the rest of our town chores: resupplying at the grocery store, buying beer, showering, using a flushing toilet, and doing laundry ($5 per load and the hotel washes it for you).

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The town’s sole restaurant is closed on Sundays.

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Just north of Lordsburg, the trail disappears for a few miles: no markers, confusing.

Mile 158: Silver City, NM

The bar/distillery has karaoke nights!

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Buffet:

Los Victor’s:
“My favorite reason to eat there after a hike is they have a complimentary salsa bar with homemade tortilla chips, 3 red + 2 green salsas + fresh pico. Make up a big plate of chips and salsa while waiting on your meal. As for the main course, I usually go with 2 breakfast burritos which are on special all day at $5/each and are fat, not those little skimpy burritos you get at the hipster places in Colorado.”

Mile 367. The Reserve, NM

“Started the day with a big breakfast at Ella’s Cafe consisting of the  “Kitchen Sink” which is an omelet with everything in it and 4 pieces of toast.”

Mile 415. Pie Town, NM

14 miles south of Pie Town on our alternate, there is a place called “Davila Ranch CDT Rest Facility”. By the sounds of it, this place offers many amenities such as laundry, a kitchen, showers, etc. There isn’t lodging, but to stop at a place and clean up will be great. Pie Town doesn’t have much to offer for Thru Hikers, so this alternate is a common choice for most of us

[$35 suggested donation]

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the post office closes at noon

Mile 525, Grants

Buffet:

Asian buffet (by the Walmart)

Mile 675. Abiquiu, NM

“That place was expensive, glad I didn’t need to do a full resupply. “

Mile 686. Ghost Ranch, NM

While you could mail food to Ghost Ranch to break up a long carry, the better option is to go into Santa Fe if time allows. On weekdays there is a free bus that will take you into Santa Fe from Ghost Ranch. The Santa Fe International hostel is $30 a night or so and typically has a fully loaded kitchen with tons of donated Whole Foods food. The bus to Santa Fe has a transfer in Espanola where you can hit up a BBQ joint within walking distance of the bus depot. Smokey Shack BBQ is run by a 2012 CDT graduate and the food is absolutely some of the best you will have on trail.

Mile 780. Pagosa Springs, NM

“The Malt Shop”. I ordered a dense burger and an ice cream cone that was probably taller than my head. 

Mile 780 (+ 31.2 Elwood Pass Alternate). Creede, CO

A mile or two later I made it to Creede. I’ve come across some cool towns in my life before while on thru hikes, but Creede just might take the cake for the coolest location. This town reminds me of Lake City (which is about an hour away). It has a few more crummy spots in town, but it’s located in the bottom of a tall canyon which is beautiful, especially in the golden hour. I walked through the downtown area, and went into a restaurant to order a pizza and beer. Skunk rolled into town later and found me. 

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After enjoying some town food, I went to the hostel in town. This “John Lawley’s Place” hostel is donation based, and the care takers are some of the nicest people around. Most donation based hostels are kind of run down, but this place is great and well kept. They will be getting a nice donation from me. Once I claimed a bed, I went to the local bar. [And got 3 free shots from the impressed locals! 😀]

Mile 961. Lake City, CO via Spring Creek Pass

Lake City Presbyterian Church, which has established an “annex” for hikers, a building where we can hang out, shower, charge equipment, etc. 

Around mile 1,040

“Mt Elbert, the highest mountain in Colorado and second highest in the lower 48, at 14,433 feet. I’m embarrassed to admit I only found out about this opportunity yesterday while walking around Twin Lakes, when I spotted an industrial plant with “Mt Elbert” in its name. As it turned out, the side trail up Mt Elbert left the CDT less than three miles from the campground Uphill, Low Branch, and I slept at last night. There are actually two side trails: the South, which I went up, and the North, which I took down. The South Trail was longer but immaculate, with gentle switchbacks, a smooth tread, and wood or rock steps where they were called for.”

Mile 1,061. Salida, CO via Monarch Pass

Hayduke’s Hideout may well be the best hostel on the CDT. The living quarters are located in a massive converted garage that contains several refrigerators, couches, rugs on the floor, and charging stations for our electronics. Oh yeah, there’s a beer tap as well. 

Mile 1,089. Copper Mountain Resort, CO

The Ten Mile Tavern for a burger, fries, beer, and salad that came to $40, with the tip. Is it just Colorado, or has inflation gripped the country more than I realized since I’ve been on the trail?

Mile 1,167. Leadville, CO

“Skunk and I hitched into town. I went to “Zero Day Coffee” to pick up a small package. The shop is run by former thru hikers, and they allow hikers to mail stuff to their shop rather than the Post Office. Inside were my rain mittens. I’m glad to have those back. I then went to ”Tennessee Pass Cafe” to eat lunch where I ate some beloved red meat.”

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There was a line at High Mountain Pies, but the pizza was well worth the wait

Mile 1,305. Grand Lake, CO

“I walked to the Mountain Market where Skunk and Forgettable were. All of us grabbed food from inside to eat and resupplied after. This place was extremely expensive, fortunately the stretch to Steamboat Springs isn’t too long.”

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Highway-walk around the RMNP!

“The trail from Grand Lake goes through Rocky Mountain National Park. This year RMNP decided to make it mandatory for thru hikers to carry bear canisters through the park. I am yet to see a Thru hiker out here with a bear canister. Rumor has it that there have been hikers attempting to go through without canisters, getting caught, and then getting a hefty fine to pay. What RMNP rangers must not realize is that Thru Hikers have the capability to get in and out of the park in a day very easily, maybe even half a day. Due to this inconvenience, nearly all hikers (that I know of, at least) are highway walking around RMNP. Is this really necessary, RMNP? The road walk continues.”

Mile 1,386. Encampment & Riverside, WY

“Encampment and Riverside are a dual town, just a mile apart. Many of the Encampment businesses listed in the GoFar app have been shuttered, so Riverside is the place to be.”

Mile 1,581. South Pass City, WY 

“South Pass City is just a gift shop; Atlantic City has 2 restaurants but they both might be closed. (Were both closed on Tuesday in July.) The sole open business was Wild Bill’s bed& breakfast, but it might not have food.”

Mile 1,602. Rawlins, WY

Buffet:

the lunch buffet at the Thai place (Anong’s)

Mile 1,722. Lander, WY

“Lander is a nice town, but unless you really want to get the long hitch in, skip it and send a resupply box to South Pass City. The museum there will let you charge electronics.”

Mile 1,808. Pinedale, WY

“Don’t rush the Wind River Range (Wyoming). They were easily my favorite section. Plan on breaking it up by going into Pinedale so you don’t have to rush through there.”

Mile 1,847. Dubois, WY

Dubois, WY (mile 1,847) doesn’t sell any Altra Lone Peak shoes, but Jackson, WY does. It’ll require a hitch. (“the REI happened to be on the Southwest side”)

[Jackson is an 86-mile drive from Dubois; 1h 41min…]

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[Dubois] “I resupplied at the Family Dollar. The Family Dollar was much more affordable than the other grocery store in town”

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get dropped off in the middle of the city, not at the edge. Long roadwalk otherwise.

Village Cafe has giant portions. 🙂

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The Church of Christ hosts thru-hikers.

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allegedly the last place for a looong while to find affordable electrolyte packages

Mile 1,910

“With so many horse trails in the area, I took a wrong turn.”

Mile 1,975. Grant Village (Yellowstone National Park)

Buffet:

“The breakfast buffet at Grant Village rivaled that of the Timberline Lodge on the PCT.” 

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“Grant Village is a strange place. Everything this place has to offer is very spread out and weirdly placed. A laundromat/shower center was close, so us three walked there and began a load of laundry. I was going to pay for a shower and a towel, but to my surprise the showers for CDT hikers are free thanks to donations. After a shower, I walked in the rain to the campground to pay for a place to camp for the night.”

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“There’s an all you can eat breakfast buffet at a restaurant here in Grant Village, so every hiker in the area usually attends.”

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“In order to camp in Yellowstone, we need “Backcountry Permits”. The bad thing is that they are all sold out for the day, and if someone gets caught without a permit while camping, it’s a $600 fine. I did not want to take a zero day here, but I was basically forced into it. I would rather take a day off than risk paying a $600 bill. I went to the office in Grant Village and made a backcountry reservation for tomorrow for myself and Pace.”

Mile 2,000. Old Faithful Village

Buffet:

Old Faithful Inn buffet (last year they also let hikers shower for free!)

“After the geyser explosion, we hiked the remaining three miles to “Old Faithful Village”. It was close to lunch time, and we had heard about a lunch buffet at one of the buildings”

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an alternate:

“From here the CDT doesn’t go past many more geysers or mineral pools, so many hikers road walk to the town of “West Yellowstone” in order to see more of the park. I did the same, even though walking on hard surface isn’t as fun.”

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“With the majority of hikers taking the “Big Sky alternate route” (an alternate that cuts off about 250 miles out of West Yellowstone), I have not seen hardly any NOBO’s since leaving West Yellowstone.”

Mile 2,146. Lima, MT

“The Mountain View Motel, which was fully booked for the night, but for 10 bucks allows hikers to set up their tents behind the motel, shower, and do laundry.”

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“Last night may have been my worst of the hike so far, in part because the tenting area at the Mountain View Motel and RV park is about 100 yards from the interstate.”

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“My next stop was the gas station. There is no grocery store in Lima, so the overpriced gas station items would have to do. Since Lima is small, everything is close by. The laundromat is technically part of the motel in town, so I walked over a block to take care of laundry. Us four hikers loitered inside the laundromat while doing laundry and taking turns showering.”

Mile 2,238. Leadore, ID

“Resupplying in small towns is expensive, but that’s how it goes sometimes.”

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“I planned to go back to the gas station for some beer, but unfortunately it closed at 4:00 without me realizing it.”

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“Not all towns are created equal – the one restaurant/bar in Leadore, Idaho is quite a terrible and hate-filled place. Probably don’t go there.”

Mile 2,358. Darby, MT

“he informed me that the “Montana Cafe” had great food and was going to close in about an hour. He also told me their card machine was down so I needed cash.”

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“Our first stop was the Montana Cafe, renowned for its huge portions. My blueberry pancake was the size of a large frisbee.”

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“I remembered Bovi informing me about a guy in Darby who offers a place to stay for trail travelers. She gave me his number a while back so I texted him. They guys name is “Curtis”, but he goes by “Gravity”. He gave me his address, so after my resupply I walked over. Gravity is a bike packer, and he offers a place to stay for bikers and hikers for those who know about him. His information is only spread via word of mouth, and because of this I am only his ninth hiker to stay with him this year.”

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Also Darby: “We were able to accomplish so much in town so quickly because the RV park, where we took showers and did laundry, was just across the street from the cafe, and the Family Dollar and grocery store were a block away. It also helped that the single meal at the cafe left us bloated until late in the afternoon.”

Mile 2,455. Montana

“Hike the Butte Route. The trail there is in great shape with good views. The tread is in better shape than much of the rest of the CDT. Few hike it opting instead to do the long busy road walk to Anaconda.” 

Mile ~2,480. (Anaconda cut-off at 2,455 + 24 miles) Anaconda, MT

Anaconda is known to be a very hiker friendly town with lots of accommodations. There is a “Hiker Hut” in town in a city park where I was headed. Forgettable texted me the location of it, and after another 10 minutes of walking I found myself inside. The hut is basically a shed with electrical hookups for a fridge, a fan, heater, and even Wi-Fi. It may not be much, but it’s all that a hiker needs to be satisfied.

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made a room reservation at the “Pintler’s Portal Hostel” in downtown Anaconda. The hostel in town is extremely nice, and is one of two nicest hostels I have ever stayed at.

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The goods here in Anaconda are a lot cheaper than the small towns we have been in, so I finally felt like I was getting some good bang for my buck again.

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I knew goods here in the “Smelter Town” of Anaconda were much cheaper than other places, but I had no clue that the total cost of a burger, chips, and two PBR’s on tap would come out to be $6.75! The burger wasn’t necessarily anything to write home about, but for the price it was spectacular

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By late morning we left the hostel together. Skunk and Forgettable needed to make a run to the Post Office, so I walked along the highway until I reached “Murdocks”. It is here where I would go in and exchange both of my worn out Darn Tough socks for new ones. 

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“Pintler’s Portal Hostel, which is more like a fancy hotel with four-person bunk rooms. Our timing was right, because the hostel was holding a hiker cookout tonight in celebration of its one-year anniversary.”

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“Carmel’s Sports Bar and Grill, where on Wednesdays they have a $14 special on any steak in the house.”

Mile 2,618. Helena, MT

Buffet:

all-you-can-eat sushi place

Mile 2,660. Stemple Pass, MT

“I made it to Stemple Pass and walked off trail a short distance to an outfitter. The name of this place is “High Divide Outfitters”, and Dave (the owner) is a very down to earth guy. This is a funny spot for an outfitter, but he seems to get a lot of business from all sorts of backcountry crowds.”

Mile 2,887. Glacier National Park

“In order to travel through Glacier National Park, backcountry permits need to be reserved just like in Yellowstone.”

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“I would only be hiking to “Two Medicine” (a tourist camping area). Since I need to make backcountry permit reservations for Glacier NP, I had to go to the Ranger Station. I arrived at 2:00, but it wouldn’t open until 2:50 since the Ranger was on lunch break. I used the building as wind block to hide behind until the Ranger was back. After looking at the map, I made a reservation for me, Skunk, and Forgettable at the “Red Eagle Lake Campground”. I will have to make another reservation once I get to the Ranger Station at “Many Glacier” in a few days, but that can wait for now. I hate hiking in National Parks, permit systems are the worst.“

Mile 2,941. Many Glacier, MT

“The Ranger Station here at Many Glacier would open at 7:30, so I did my morning chores while keeping an eye on the time. At 7:15, I walked to the Ranger Station to make sure I would be the first in line; we would need as much light as possible for one more big day. I secured a backcountry permit for me, Skunk, and Forgettable for the “Goat Haunt” shelter/campground by Waterton Lake.”

Mile 2,971. Goat Haunt, MT

“The Goat Haunt area is something I didn’t expect. Here, there are a couple shelters, a pavilion area called the “Peace Shelter”, bathrooms with running water, and a few boat docks.”

There’s a fairly old video game, Red Dead Redemption, and it has a beautiful theme song… The lyrics are beautiful, but this bit in particular always resonated with me:

“And all the storms you’ve been chasin’
About to rain down tonight.”

The sum total of long-term plans, all coming to fruition at the same time. This week has been like that for my writing endeavours.

First, the Pulp Asylum magazine bought my short story “Murder of the Orient Express” (of, not on). After that, Story Unlikely bought the reprint rights to my very first sold story, “How to Prepare for Time Travelers in the Workplace.” And last but not least, I’ve sold my first-ever non-fiction work! My essay “The Hierarchy of Apocalypses” will appear in an upcoming issue of Phano. It’s about my video game escapism during the pandemic, and the many, many ways we as a society have chosen to outsource our humanity to machines. I’ve written quite a few non-fiction Kindle books before, but this is the first actual non-fiction essay sale. Hopefully, the first of many!

Also, I’ve finished yet another short film! That particular project is still top-secret, but it is – for once – not sci-fi, and it deals with a quixotic astronaut. Gonna add a few finishing touches and then try my luck submitting it to some A-list festivals. (The odds may be against me, but I have infinite time and optimism.)

Needless to say, this week has been one long series of celebrations. It’s a good thing I’m trying to gain as much weight as possible for my upcoming Continental Divide Trail adventure. (I fly out in just 17 days, wooo!) And on top of that, I have a very very enthusiastic agent reading my new novel (“The Patron Saint of Unforgivable Mistakes”), and a few more stories submitted to anthologies – which have not yet been rejected on sight. (That’s always a good sign!)

I can’t quite describe how great this feels: after months of rejections, receiving three acceptance emails (and on the same week!) is an unbelievable dopamine boost.

I track all my story submissions (and rejections) in a plain old text file – that’s fast and easy. At this point, I’m starting to run low on the unsold stories, which is an excellent problem to have! I’m currently reading the wonderful “Creating Short Fiction” by Damon Knight – reading it slowly, because (unlike so many writing guides…), it’s choke-full of advice and food for thought. The goal is to read it and internalize its lessons (or most of them, anyway) before my big CDT hike. I won’t have a lot of free time on my adventure, but I’ll have some – and I’ll have many many hours of nothing but hiking, and thinking, and brainstorming. This isn’t one of my primary goals for the hike (and not even in the top-5), but I suspect I’ll finish it with quite a few new short stories and poems. We’ll see, eh.

Here is to more acceptance letters from editors!

Project 2025 Down South

A few years from now, this post will seem either really silly or prescient. Either way, I’ll leave it up – what’s the point of having a lifelong blog if you slash and burn the parts you no longer like?

Donald Trump got sworn in for the second time just nine days ago, and things are not going well. Looks like the Republicans’ Project 2025 playbook was, in fact, their game plan. They’re currently acting like gremlins in a super-computer: turning random things off and on, just to see what they can get away with. (For example, Medicaid payments got temporarily suspended.)

One of the wilder things, and one that (as far as I know) wasn’t part of their playbook, is Trump’s apparently sincere desire to annex Canada and Greenland. Google has already submitted and showed its belly: Google Maps users within the US see the Gulf of Mexico as “Gulf of America.” For the rest of the world, the original nomenclature remains. Ipso facto, Americans live in a bubble of their own making, with their collective reality separating from that of the rest of the world. That chasm will likely grow wider.

One other thing Trump wants to do is take over the Panama Canal… In political science, there’s the concept of the Overton Window: the acceptable range of public perception that shifts one way or another, and can be manipulated. For example, the first school shooting was a tragedy. Now, despite being just as tragic, they barely make headlines. The Overton Window at work.

Likewise here. If he succeeds at even one of his bizarre annexation schemes, it’ll become that much easier to orchestrate the rest of them: the window will have shifted. Just like Putin, with his limited military campaigns over the past couple of decades: attack Georgia, then gobble up half of Ukraine, then try to take over the other half. (I fear the resistance will end soon.)

And so… As a Russian-American-French-Canadian with three passports, having moved from Russia to the US to Canada (and specifically the French Canada), I just want some peace, y’all… It’s possible the next prodigious 19-year-old will use a hunting rifle instead of an automated rifle. (Seriously, who does that?) It’s just as possible Trump will live on for quite some time. It comes down to a binary choice: will he or will he not attempt to invade Canada? (Because it sure as hell won’t join voluntarily.) If yes, then will he succeed?

The very fact that we must entertain such an insane notion is disturbing. But if that does, in fact, happen… Canada is still part of the British Commonwealth: we have their royalty on our national currency and all that. Just spitballing here, but it’d be interesting to see if – in that worst-case scenario – the UK will allow its Canadian cousins to move in. Probably without any financial assistance, but with a fast-tracked path to citizenship as long as you can pay for your own ticket. Conversely, it’d be funny if France made the same offer to Quebec’s residents – partly due to the shared cultural heritage and the Quebec/France pipeline, and partly just to poke the UK.

As a Canadian citizen and a proud Quebecer, I’ll win in either of those scenarios, eh.

My big Continental Divide Trail thru-hike will start in less than three months, on April 28. This time, less than three months from today, I’ll be deep asleep somewhere in the New Mexico desert… There’s very little cell reception in the wilderness. Even when I do get it, during my five-month thru-hike, I’ll make a deliberate effort not to look at any news – nothing beyond what I’ll spot in newspaper headlines when I visit towns. (That was how I’d learned about Roe v Wade being overturned, back in 2022. Oof. Oof, I say.)

I look forward to that complete information blackout, and it can’t come soon enough… At the current rate of gremlins wrecking things, it’s entirely possible the US will break long-standing diplomatic rules even before I fly out to New Mexico. Likely, even.

A few years from now, this post will seem either really silly or prescient. If you’re reading this in the future (way beyond 2025), then you already know how this ended, you lucky bastard. Before you chuckle, I just want you to try and imagine what it was like to be stuck here, now, at this point in history, at this point in space, just north of an empire gone mad. I really, really don’t want to have to obtain my fourth passport, my fourth citizenship… But there’s a greater-than-zero chance that’ll happen whether I like it or not.

This will be one strange year.

I’ve just bought the pricey ticket ($175 USD) for the desert shuttle that would take me from a tiny New Mexico town all the way to the Mexican border on the morning of Monday, April 28th, where I’ll begin my Continental Divide Trail adventure. The shuttle ticket also comes with five water caches every 20 miles because, you know, desert.

So close now… Only 126 days away. Not that I’m counting or anything. I still need to buy a one-way ticket from Quebec to Albuquerque (how is that for a mysterious itinerary? heh), where I’ll crash at an old friend’s place: a bunch of catching up and hanging out, then food-shopping and sending resupply packages to my future selves, and then a 4-hour buddy-buddy roadtrip to Lordsburg, woot! Spend the night there, hop on the shuttle at 6am, and spend a looong 3-hour intro sequence (video game-style) with other CDT adventurers as we all drive to the border. (Ironically, all so we could hike back to the town the shuttle leaves from.)

Most of the gear from my 2022 Pacific Crest Trail adventure is still good, even if the tent has a bit of a broken pole and looks mighty sad when it’s assembled. (Still functional, though!) The biggest expense thus far was the anti-bear Ursack, which allegedly keeps all the snacks away from the many, many bears along the trail. The riskiest part of the resupply will be shoes… I have flat feet, and the Altra Lone Peak shoes are the only ones that work for flat-footed hikers. (I learned that the hard way. Damn Merrell.) Problem is, Altra fell prey to the MBA brain rot, and the latest Lone Peak model has much worse quality: they’re still marketed as hiking shoes, but they seem to fall apart in less than 250 miles, as opposed to the 500+ miles like they used to. A friend of mine had to end his big recent thru-hike prematurely specifically because his new Altra Lone Peaks fell apart, and he couldn’t hike without injuring his foot…

I snagged two pairs of hiking boots by the same brand, so here is hoping they’ll be a bit more durable than the plain old shoes, eh.

All in all – assuming I find a good deal on my plane ticket – my transportation + supplies will cost me less than $1,000 USD. A great deal, considering I’d spent over $3K on all that stuff when I had to buy basically everything for my PCT hike three years ago. (I’d had some gear left over from my Search & Rescue days in Seattle, but that was for short outings, and not at all for long-term hiking. The compass was pretty much the only piece of that gear I ended up using.)

For a wide variety of reasons, I’ll also be technically homeless during my hike: gonna break my apartment lease by the end of April, sell my furniture, yeet the rest of the stuff into a storage unit, and save on five months of rent. (#lifehack, I know.) It’ll add yet another reason not to give up during the inevitable bad days because coming back would mean the long process of apartment-hunting and moving, and nobody enjoys that.

And so… 126 days. Just 18 weeks from now, I’ll be sleeping somewhere else. Somewhere distant. Somewhere goddamn adventurous. Can’t wait.