“the secret ingredient is love” – 157,000 search results on Google
“the secret ingredient is bacon” – 19,900 results
“the secret ingredient is water” – 85 results
“the secret ingredient is tequila” – 38 results
“the secret ingredient is sarcasm” – 26 results
“the secret ingredient is babies” – 24 results
“the secret ingredient is rat poison” – 10 results
“the secret ingredient is ecstasy” – eight results
“the secret ingredient is procrastination” – two results
“the secret ingredient is platypus” – one result
“the secret ingredient is polonium” – zero results

To summarize, my research indicates you’re 25% more likely to accidentally consume rat poison than get free ecstasy. You may thank me at your convenience.