Archive for June 28, 2013


The saddest thing I’ve seen all month: while I was out at Walmart, carefully selecting the 12 worthiest donuts that would have the honor of going home with me, an overweight old man walked up to the display.
“Great minds think alike!” I punned.
He sighed as if the weight of the world was on his shoulders: “No, I just come here to look at them.” He sighed once more and shambled away, an empty shell of a man.

The saddest thing I’ve seen all month: while I was out at Walmart, carefully selecting the 12 worthiest donuts that would have the honor of going home with me, an overweight old man walked up to the display.
“Great minds think alike!” I punned.
He sighed as if the weight of the world was on his shoulders: “No, I just come here to look at them.” He sighed once more and shambled away, an empty shell of a man.