I’ve just spent half the day on the most popular beach in Tampa with the most advanced metal detector on the market. I haven’t failed to find anything of value – I have succeeded in confirming that there were no landmines or live artillery rounds buried in the sand!
People of the Bay of Tampa, you may sleep safely. I am not the hero you need, but I am the hero you deserve.
*stares stoically into the distance*
Grigory Lukin.com 