Category: wanderlust


Seattle, four months in

So much fresh fish. Such omnipresent hipsters. Fog that hides the world. Oddly shaped towers rise into the sky, illuminating downtown like a film noir as I go home at night. I miss the sun…

On wanderlust

In five days, I shall embark on a cross-continental journey, driving from Tampa to Seattle, stopping everywhere and nowhere, feeding my wanderlust. Over the past year, I’ve visited Dallas, New York, New Orleans, Omaha, Tampa, Charlotte, Chicago, Baltimore, Washington and Seattle, as well as Mexico and Grand Cayman. In the past four years, I’ve lived in Reno and Vegas and rural Nevadan towns you’d never heard of; in Dallas and Tampa and a few places in between.

The sensation of traveling, of moving and experiencing entirely new parts of the world, is indescribable. It’s confusing and mesmerizing and intoxicating, thought-provoking and inspiring, tinged with the bittersweet taste of nostalgia and vuja de. I have no doubt that within the next decade or so, wanderlust will become listed in the DSM as yet another suspicious condition, another sacrifice on the altar of the Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex.

Throughout history, wanderers and adventures (or misadventurers, as fate would have it) spread ideas and innovations throughout the world, assisting civilization and feeding their own wanderlust. Here and now, in the middle of the second decade of the twenty-first century, traveling is easier and cheaper than ever before. Strange foreign lands can be accessed with a swipe of a credit card and several hours in a flying metal vessel.

The full allure of it is hard to put in words. It’s a desire to explore, to see new places and to try new things, to not grow roots in boring little towns, to find something new. Something better. Something else. After all, even Frodo moved on and left his old digs for the Undying Lands when his grand adventure was over.

I spend my last days in Florida packing and reminiscing and enjoying the most of what this state has to offer. It saddens me to leave it all behind, but the exchange will be more than worth it, for there’s a new journey to be had, new city to explore, new land to wander.

Florida – pros and cons

Pros:
no snow
hot weather
beaches
bikinis
cruises
nice roads

Cons:
George Zimmerman within 100 miles of my house
alligators
sharks
brain-eating amoeba
humidity
skin cancer risk
blinding rain
storms

The 27th state

Florida,
The frontier of fun,
Where the fluffiest clouds,
Like fairy tale refugees,
Fill up the sky.

Impressions of Texas

My wanderlust is calling me once more… This time, the call is amplified by the logistical difficulties of the local dating scene and the large transfer bonus from my employer. I’ll depart for Tampa in only 83 hours and hopefully never return to this small rural Texan town that I’ve called home last year.

When I first moved to the outskirts of Fort Worth, I’d thought my Texan experience would be filled with wacky shenanigans the likes of which can only be experienced in the South. I thought I’d document them in great and hilarious detail and publish a bestseller titled “The Adventures of a Siberian in Texas: Yeehaw, Comrade!”

Alas, that wasn’t meant to be. There were no cacti, no armadillos, no wacky accents… Hell, I haven’t even managed to convince any locals to go cow-tipping, even though there’s a cow pasture just a mile away from my house. As much fun as it was to observe cheeseburgers in their natural habitat, it’s time to move on now.

I’ve had no great and noteworthy adventures in Texas, but just for the sake of posterity, here are some impressions of the Lone Star State from yours truly: cowboy-themed districts filled with Chinese goods; terrible dog owners; snow in San Antonio; Siberia-like landscapes; roads designed by M.C.Escher; cops who don’t understand laws of physics; trains… so many trains; a giant rat devouring roadkill in the middle of the night in the middle of the highway in the middle of nowhere; trading fireflies for broken unicorns; children with too much time and too many eggs; sector F8; lectures on theology; going to Church on Sundays; sushilessness.

So it goes.