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Plague diaries, Day 86

Sunday night. I’m finally starting to do something productive with my self-imposed lockdown: taking French lessons through the DuoLingo app. First thoughts: I can see why people have such strong reactions to that owl. Also, French pronunciation is absolutely insane. I haven’t experienced anything like that since I took a brief class on the basics of Mandarin. So many ways to pronounce all those vowels… It’s quite a trip, considering that grammar and spelling are similar to English and Spanish.

Oh well, if I wanted things to be easy, I would’ve taken Italian, eh? Being able to speak even a little bit of French will come in useful within a year.

In covid news, New Zealand is officially covid-free, with zero active cases anywhere in the country. Another article pointed out that Cuba is doing better than anyone else in Latin America, thanks primarily to their healthcare system, which is very people-oriented and dedicated to finding and eliminating problems as soon as they show up. The fact that their doctors and medical students actually go door to door to visit all of their assigned families… That’s nothing short of remarkable, and once again puts the US response to shame.

Ordering covid PPE is an interesting catch-22. All the best face shields are allocated for the front-line responders. (As they should be.) It’s impossible to order them, so the only remaining options are those that had been deemed not quite good enough. They appear to be cheaply made pieces of plastic that don’t actually do much, and they’re plastered with fake 5-star reviews from customers who never actually bought them. It’s damned if you do, damned if you don’t: all the best stuff is off the market, and what’s left is pretty bad. It took some creative searching, but I’ve found a giant sturdy face shield for $57 CAD. …I’m not entirely clear whom it was originally designed for: the description claims it’s been designed to protect against chemical spills and flying debris. Sooo, very clumsy lab assistants or construction workers who drew the short straw, I suppose?

It’ll be interesting to view people’s reactions to my forthcoming attire of a face mask, wraparound glasses, and a face shield. Thus far, I’ve only seen face shields on retail workers in a handful of stores: everyone else makes do with masks, or wears no PPE at all. Very few add glasses or goggles to their ensemble. I fully acknowledge that I might be overreacting a bit, but hey, just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean the virus ain’t out to get you.

Saturday night. Hung out with xgf again – normally, in a sane world, we’d give each other far more space after the breakup, but this world is neither sane nor normal. Aside from a gal pal and myself, she doesn’t have anyone else who can come over and spend time with her. (While wearing the PPR and maintaining proper distance.) This cognitive dissonance doesn’t make her a happy camper, but she needs human contact, and it’s the least I could do. We went for a fairly long walk through a semi-wild park in Toronto, had a homecooked dinner, and finished by going to a local gelato place. (She’d never had it before, and there was a high-ranked place right around the corner.) And, of course, video games. Lots and lots of video games.

When we drove past a few TTC train cars, we noticed something disturbing. Only one person on each train car wore a mask, and there were 15-20 people inside. If even one of them had covid and had a coughing fit… People still try to socially distance and wear masks in public, but there are bottlenecks that seem almost perfect for super-spreaders.

In other covid news: New Delhi’s crematoriums are getting overwhelmed, and they’re bringing back the old tradition of funeral pyres out in the open… Brazil has completely stopped reporting its official death toll and case numbers: earlier, they stopped covering that information in evening news reports. Now the government site is no longer being updated at all. Those are all just the official numbers that might not account for comorbidities, folks dying at home, etc… It’ll keep getting uglier. Right now, most of the news in the US and Canada is about the ongoing protests – and while that’s most certainly newsworthy, that drowns out all the other developments around the world. I have a feeling there’ll be some highly disturbing pictures or videos coming out of Brazil very soon.

Friday night. I don’t mean to come off as a guy with a drinking problem, but this was the third bottle of champagne in as many nights. Either the stock market is entirely irrational, or I’m a goddamn genius at stock-picking, or both. (Or neither?) Today I passe yet another threshold toward my main goal, and like I’d promised myself, that was a cause for celebration. (To quote a damn good movie, “when you break a promise to yourself, things can get a bit dicey.”)

It really is macabre that with everything happening elsewhere in the world, and especially in the US, I’m celebrating. Then again, it’s not like there’s much else I can do right now…

In covid news, the southern states that opened up (Arizona, Texas, Florida) are seeing ever-increasing number of covid cases. That was to be expected…

In personal news, the lawyer ferrets have submitted the permanent residency paperwork on my behalf. A week or so from now, I’ll find out whether I’ve been invited to apply for PR. And then… Then I wait up to six months for my application to get reviewed, but after that – that’s when things will really get interesting.

Happy weekend, my fellow plague-dodgers.

Thursday night, and yet another workweek’s almost done. Time flies by so fast when you work from home… No new faces or office chatter, just the same old environment. Not that I’m complaining, mind you: I’m saving plenty of time and money now that I’m not commuting.

Lawyers from work had a welcome update: they’ve finalized all my documents, and they’re ready to submit my permanent residency application. The next Express Entry draw is in a week, so this timing is perfect. Once I get an invitation to apply for PR, the rest should be a formality: wait a few months, and then I’m officially a Canadian. (And from what I understand, I’ll be able to apply for citizenship in April 2022.)

It feels ridiculously inappropriate to celebrate, but my investments have also being doing quite great. I’ve passed another milestone today. (I know, it’s odd to have two of them back to back.) More champagne to celebrate.

Xgf is adjusting to the basement life, though her sleep cycle seems to be affected by the lack of sunlight. She’s making up for the lack of social contact by organizing the hell out of that basement apartment, and doing things like comparison-shopping for the greatest planner/organizer out there. Hey, we all have our hobbies.

In covid news, some of the Las Vegas casinos reopened for business earlier today, at the strike of midnight. People were lined up to gamble, even though it was a Wednesday night. If you’re reading this further down the road, try to find Vegas videos dated June 4th, 2020. It’s downright surreal to see card dealers and dancers with their entire faces covered by masks. Interestingly, some of the early proposed designs didn’t come to pass: there are no plexiglass dividers between gamblers at the casino tables, and masks for customers appear to be merely encouraged, not mandated.

There’s more speculation on the nature of the eventual vaccine. Seems like every pharmaceutical company out there is trying their hand at it. It’ll most likely be a two-dose vaccine, with a month or so between the doses. (Covid may mutate fast, unlike, say, measles, which stays the same forever and requires just one shot.) I wonder if it’ll come out late this year or at the beginning of 2021…

Wednesday night – closer to the next weekend than the prior one, for what it’s worth. Today, I passed a fairly significant milestone on my road to lean-FIRE. This blog is not the right venue, but suffice to say, that was cause for celebration. In other news, it took me embarrassingly long to realize I own zero champagne glasses.

It’s interesting that the LCBO employees wear face shields and gloves, while the local grocery store’s cashiers act as if nothing out of t he ordinary happened over the past three months…

I’ve acquired the last (hopefully) piece of paperwork for my permanent residency application. Toes and fingers crossed… Xgf is doing okay: now that she’s on her own, her sleep schedule is rather misaligned: she goes to bed around 3am and gets awakened by random morning noises. Not that I’m doing much better: I’ve been averaging 5-6 hours of sleep, promising myself to catch up over the weekend.

Not that anyone will actually see it (masks and all), but I’ve started growing out my Apocalypse Beard (TM, copyright pending). The last time I shaved was last Sunday, day 72. (We were so young and innocent then. Heh.) Xgf hates stubble, so I’d spent the entire AirBnB odyssey shaving at least once a day. The current facial shrubbery is just as sparse as it had been before the plague, but it does seem a bit darker and faster-growing than before. Since I don’t really go out much these days, it’ll be interesting to see how long I can keep it growing. (In the past, I cut it off after 4-6 weeks due to odd looks, crying children, and the mildly developed sense of shame.)

Covid news: same old same old. Russia claims to have discovered a miraculous treatment regime (my Vietnamese landlord is very excited about that) but so did every other country. We all remember how much the hydroxychloroquine hype backfired, eh?..

It’s Tuesday night, and the first proper thunderstorm of the year is raging outside. I’m not above admitting that I’m experiencing some fairly severe anxiety over everything happening in the US right now. It’s funny – I left Russia when I was 16, and I never followed its politics since then. It’s been over a year since I left the US, and I can’t stop worrying about it. (On the upside, I spent less time following the presidential primaries than ever before. For a political science major, that’s a pretty big achievement.)

The violence in the US is escalating: last night, helicopters in DC flew just above the ground, terrifying the protesters. People on social media are posting about being pulled over, the police pointing weapons in their faces and detaining them without charges in giant groups. (Hello, second wave.) Today, there are armed men who wouldn’t say who they work for (only that they’re “with the Justice Department”), there are soldiers with bayonets attached to their rifles, there are more videos of brutality. All 50 states are protesting. A cop in Las Vegas got shot in the back of his head – he’s currently on life support.

…this won’t end anytime soon, will it?

In covid news, the Democratic Republic of the Congo is having a remarkably bad year. Ebola is back, with two separate outbreaks happening at the same time. On top of that, there’s a measles outbreak. And on top of all that, there’s covid. Sitting here, in my giant rental room with all the basic conveniences, I can’t even begin to imagine what it’s like to dodge not one but three separate viruses at once… There are reports that the Afghan Taliban’s leader died of covid. If so, that’d make him the first major geopolitical figure to succumb to the virus. (For a while there, there were rumours of Kim Jong-un’s death.)

…at some point, perhaps within a year, this will all get resolved. Some police accountability reform will pass in the US. A viable vaccine will get developed. The world will calm the fuck down. The lost jobs will return, though the universal basic income will get adopted by some parts of the world. The stock market will recover. I’ll get my permanent residency and become a real Canadian. All shall be well. But here and now, there’s nothing at all to be done: merely going outside and trying to be helpful could make you not merely sick but an asymptomatic spreader, the virus’s pawn. So here I am. Sitting. Writing. Future-leaping. I’ll try to distract myself from all the news by deep-diving into some TV show: it’s been a while since I watched Walking Dead. Perhaps some artsy gritty dystopia that’s objectively worse than this reality (thus far, anyway) will do the trick, if only for a while.

Stay safe out there, folks.

It’s Monday night, and the United States as we know it is ending. Trump got mocked heavily for hiding out in the White House bunker on Friday. In response, he went outside, and had peaceful protesters assaulted with flashbangs in the background as he posed in front of a church, held a Bible upside down, and promised to send federal troops to fight protesters…

That right there is fascism, pure and simple, set in front of the staged production of police brutality against peaceful protesters who were not violating the curfew. His message was sent loud and clear to all his trigger-happy supporters – civilians as well as those in the uniform. The Illinois governor has already stated that he would not allow federal troops in his state. Others will follow soon.

It’s all moving so fast now… Last night, another black man was shot and killed by the police: he was the owner of a BBQ restaurant that would feed them for free. (If this were a work of fiction, any sane editor would’ve cut this part for being too on the nose.) Tonight, somebody will get an itchy trigger finger, and that’ll make the Kent State massacre seem quaint in comparison. As always, I hope I’m wrong.

I’d never set out to make these plague diaries so political… If you’re reading this at some point in the future, please understand this: you can’t have the story of the pandemic without the United States, and you can’t have the US side of the story without all the political unrest, violence, and rapid descent into fascism that took place at the same time. Someday, all of this will make for a very condensed and confusing chapter in history books – the way the entire Revolutionary War is taught in just two weeks in US high schools. Everything that’s happening here and now may not make sense in the future unless you fully immerse yourself in the news and social media of this period, reading it day by day, hour by hour. Even then, it might not make sense at all.

I’m going to bed now. I don’t want to think what will have transpired by the time I wake up. Good night and good luck to all the yanks who didn’t get out in time…

Sunday night. I’ve just booked my summer vacation – the first uninterrupted stretch of time off, all by myself, in 3.5 years…

One odd thing about a pandemic is that it shuts down everything, up to and including the normally secluded attractions. I was looking forward to sleeping in a tent at one of Ontario’s rural campgrounds, but every single one I checked is closed due to covid.

In Thunder Bay, a city of 100,000 about 15 hours north of Toronto, there are some mines where you can dig around for amethysts for a very small fee. One of them is shut down due to the pandemic as well – I just hope at least one of them will remain open (or re-open) by the time I visit in late July. If not, I can always find a mineral occurrence in public access and do a little digging. Worst-case scenario, I’ll have some peace and quiet, a lot of nature, and all the sleep I can handle. Even with the rental four-wheel-drive car (mine won’t be good enough for offroad driving) and the two AirBnBs (Thunder Bay and Bancroft), this vacation will cost less than $1,000 CAD. That’s quite a steal, and will help me keep my mind off the pandemic. (Things get worse every day…) Just seven weeks of work, and I’ll be able to have my very own rural Ontario adventure.

The world news is mostly subdued by more political insanity from the US. The death toll in Brazil is climbing, though the real numbers are almost definitely higher than the official ones they’ve been putting out. I wonder what this coming week will bring…

It’s Saturday night, and the US is on fire. It was always a powder keg waiting to blow up, and it finally did. Protests in 30 major cities. Police cars on fire. Cops caught on video driving through protesters and assaulting random people (including a congresswoman) who didn’t do anything at all. A photo reporter was shot in the face by the police, and became permanently blind in her left eye…

This is 1968 all over again. We never did learn or grow.

Epidemiologically speaking, all of this will make the second wave far worse (and sooner) than it would’ve been otherwise. It’s also pretty amusing that evening curfews were so easy to organize on short notice in response to civil unrest over a black man being killed by the police, yet there was nothing even close to that level of urgency with covid: loose restrictions, no curfews, little if any enforcement. Priorities, eh?..

I hung out with xgf today: she’s doing well, though seeing me again sent her down an emotional spiral. She’s getting a little too panicky about potential exposure, so she had me wear a mask the entire time, but hey – whatever gives you peace of mind in these here plague times. We drove to a lakeside park, which we had to flee almost immediately after being attacked by a gigantic swarm of weird bugs that were bigger than flies but less aggressive than mosquitoes. Swamp flyers? I think I’ll call them swamp flyers. Tiny but persistent.

Toronto’s traffic pattern is back to its pre-covid self: gridlock, shitty drivers, near-misses happening all around. During 1.5 hours of driving, I saw the outcome of a three-car collision (airbags and all), as well as a few very close calls that involved drivers playing chicken with a semi truck, a driver who almost flattened two bicyclists, and a man who ran into traffic because he simply had to blow some mowed grass off the side of the curb. (A lawn to die for?) I can’t tell if this is all because a) everyone forgot what it’s like to share the road in a major city, b) folks forgot how to drive, c) people are too aggressive because of the long lockdown, or d) all of the above.

So far, xgf and I have been rather lucky with how little the pandemic has affected us. Let’s see if that pattern holds.

Friday night. Every trip is a potential trap. There were more masks at Walmart today – around 70%, I’d say. Most people aren’t following the 6′ rule anymore, but everyone tries to be very fast and apologetic. …a young woman standing a few meters away from me had a bad coughing fit. One of the loss prevention people near the exit coughed a little before I approached. Nerves or covid? And who knows how many more were asymptomatic… It’s not like I had a lot of trust in humanity even before the plague; now my “what if” thinking is partially justified, and that makes it worse.

In the world news, the Minnesota riots escalated to the point of burning down an entire police department. (I must admit, that’s kind of impressive and unprecedented). A 70-year-old man in India beheaded a 52-year-old man to offer human sacrifice to the goddess that had revealed herself to him (she promised to stop the pandemic). Also in India, a lab assistant screwed up in the worst imaginable way, and several monkeys with samples of covid have escaped into the city. (Do you want to get “28 days later”? Because that’s how you get “28 days later.”) Oh, and a black CNN reporter got arrested while broadcasting live and complying with all the police instructions – and that happened before the murderous cop got placed under arrest.

In other words, it’s business as usual here in the weirdest timeline. I’ve said this many times before, but I will never tire of saying it: I’m so glad I moved from the US to Canada…

I think I already mentioned that as the designated old fart at work (>10 years and all), I get more vacation time than I know what to do with. (That’s what I refer to as a “Grigory problem.”) Before things get too hectic, I’ve booked two more weeks of vacation for the second half of July. Since international travel is a really bad idea right now, I’ll head in the opposite direction and explore northern Ontario. Thunder Bay sounds like a fascinating city, and I hear they’ve got sapphires… Here is hoping this vacation will be marginally less stressful than the one in April.