Tag Archive: infinite boredom


“walking in circles” – 370,000 search results on Google
“walking in lines” – 47,500 search results
“walking in triangles” – 16 search results
“walking in squares” – 8,760 search results
“walking in pentagons” – 2 search results
“walking in hexagons” – 1 search result
“walking in heptagons” – zero search results

“Have gun, will travel” – 406,000 search results on Google
“Have camera, will travel” – 71,100 search results
“Have laptop, will travel” – 13,700 search results
“Have brush, will travel” – 9,760 search results
“Have hammer, will travel” – 5,890 search results
“Have shovel, will travel” – 2,050 search results
“Have chalk, will travel” – 57 search results
“Have frying pan, will travel” – 16 search results
“Have fire extinguisher, will travel” – 13 search results
“Have AP Stylebook, will travel” – 2 search results
“Have platypus, will travel” – 1 search result
“Have Batman costume, will travel” – zero search results

“In God we trust” – 1,900,000 search results on Google
“In Allah we trust” – 286,000 search results
“In Satan we trust” – 183,000 search results
“In Buddha we trust” – 107,000 search results
“In Zeus we trust” – 79 search results
“In Thor we trust” – 75 search results
“In Odin we trust” – 63 search results
“In Loki we trust” – 51 search results
“In Cthulhu we trust” – 50 search results
“In Bacchus we trust” – 48 search results
“In Shiva we trust” – 48 search results
“In Osiris we trust” – 46 search results
“In Flying Spaghetti Monster we trust” – 44 search results
“In Gaia we trust” – 44 search results
“In Ra we trust” – 43 search results
“In Athena we trust” – 31 search results
“In Krishna we trust” – 31 search results
“In Anubis we trust” – 26 search results
“In Baal we trust” – 21 search results
“In Poseidon we trust” – 21 search results
“In Kali we trust” – 19 search results
“In Minerva we trust” – 19 search results
“In Confucius we trust” – 18 search results
“In Quetzalcoatl we trust” – 18 search results
“In Brahma we trust” – 15 search results
“In Isis we trust” – 14 search results
“In Artemis we trust” – 10 search results
“In Dionysus we trust” – 10 search results
“In Ares we trust” – 9 search results
“In Apollo we trust” – 8 search result
“In Aphrodite we trust” 8 – search results
“In Atlas we trust” – 8 search results
“In Hephaestus we trust” – 4 search results
“In Chronos we trust” – 3 search results
“In Ishtar we trust” – 3 search results
“In Fenrir we trust” – 2 search results
“In Hera trust” – 2 search results
“In Ymir we trust” – 2 search results
“In Thanatos we trust” – 1 search result
“In Lugh we trust” – zero search results

“The war on Christmas” – 3, 790,000 search results on Google
“The war on the war on Christmas” – 458,000 search results
“The war on the war on the war on Christmas” – 31 search results
“The war on the war on the war on the war on Christmas” – 9 search results
“The war on the war on the war on the war on the war on Christmas” – zero search results

“Dead man walking” – 3,100,000 search results on Google
“Dead man running” – 412,000 search results
“Dead man waltzing” – 87 search results
“Dead man crawling” – 72 search results
“Dead man marching” – 60 search results
“Dead man wandering” – 40 search results
“Dead man strolling” – 27 search results
“Dead man hopping” – 24 search results
“Dead man jogging” – 21 search results
“Dead man hiking” – 9 search results
“Dead man hitchhiking” – 4 search results
“Dead man pacing” – 4 search results
“Dead man tap-dancing” – 4 search results
“Dead man square-dancing” – zero search results

“Don’t shoot the messenger” – 6,270,000 search results on Google
“Don’t stab the messenger” – 10,600 search results
“Don’t strangle the messenger” 35 – search results
“Don’t drown the messenger” – 7 search results
“Don’t run over the messenger” – 5 search results
“Don’t defenestrate the messenger” – 2 search results
“Don’t poison the messenger” – 1 search result
“Don’t irradiate the messenger” – zero search results