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On symbolism and lack thereof

A while back, I wrote that I personalize my social media to absorb only interesting factoids or insights from folks who are experts in certain topics. That doesn’t always pay off (I’ve had to mute a lot of politicians’ names), but when it does, it’s beautiful. Today was one of those days.

Recently, there was a big debate about symbolism: someome made a webcomic where they mocked a Literature professor and implied that Poe’s raven was a happy accident, not a deliberate choice. I’m not going to repost the webcomic here because it turned out its creator was 16 when they made that cringeworthy (but surprisingly artistic!) masterpiece. What folks do before their 18th birthday ought to be a sealed record.

In the aftermath of that online debate, someone posted a link to a fascinating article on the topic. In 1963, a teen asked top writers about their use of symbolism. Here’s what they said…

The article, which is already great all on its own, also mentioned an amazing essay by Mary McCarthy, “Settling the Colonel’s Hash.” She’d published a non-fiction piece that sounded like short story: her train ride amd debate with an antisemitic colonel. Far too many people assumed her story was fiction, and proceeded to over-analyze it, hunting for clever symbols when there were none.

In her “Settling the Colonel’s Hash” essay, years later, McCarthy dived deep into the dangers of looking too hard for symbolism, even when the author’s intent is right there. Enjoy this PDF version of her essay.

Some of my favourite bits:

1. “from the Middle West” is such a posh way to say “Midwesterner”

2. “A surprising number wanted exact symbols; for example, they searched for the significance of the colonel’s eating hash and the autor eating a sandwich.” (I love this weapons-grade snark.)

3. “If the colonel had ordered a fruit salad with whipped cream, this too would have represented him in some way; given his other traits, it would have pointed to a complexity in his character that the hash did not suggest.” (The fact that it’s true makes it that much funnier.)

4. “He declined to be categorized as anti-Semite; he regarded himself as an independent thinker, who by a happy chance thought the same as everybody else.” (That describes folks – especially men – today every bit as much as 60 years ago…)

There are many more amazing bits, but I don’t want to spoil that beautiful essay for you. Enjoy that 10-page read, and take your time – it’s worth it.

…and as for me, sometimes I find so beautiful that I simply must include it in my short films. Other times, it’s only at the very end of the editing process that I find a tiny detail that ties in perfectly with my theme – but had sneaked in right under my nose. And then, of course, there are lots of tiny little jokes in my short stories. Some of them are more noticeable than others, but I don’t deliberately sprinkle symbolism all over the place. (Though, as McCarthy wrote, everything we do is symbolic, which means that’s ultimately inescapable.)

And now I’m off to put a couple of more layers of polish on my new short story. (Technically, this whole symbolism foray – both reading and blogging – has been procrastination on my short story, which is, in turn, a way of procrastinating on my not-yet-started new novel.) The story is my first attempt at fantasy, or at least urban-ish fantasy. “Some Notes on Becoming a God” will end up around 3,000 words, and it touches on some mighty topical modern issues. Let’s see who’ll want to publish it, eh?

I am very very well aware that I’m just straight-up procrastinating now, but come on, this is marginally useful!

I have just under eight weeks left till I fly out to New Mexico, so, obviously (obviously!) I spent today researching all the interesting film festivals (in North America and beyond) that have either no submission fee at all, or just $5 or less.

Once you filter out all the blatant scams, possible scams, the locals-only festivals, and the youth-only festivals (ye gods, that made me feel old), what you’re left with is a rather eclectic mix. I ended up sending off 13 free submissions and 20 dirt-cheap submissions, which cost me $93.36 USD. That’s an excellent deal, considering the really big film festivals I plan to apply for in April will charge $40 a pop. (I’m setting aside a special budget to deal with the one-time expense of applying to high-level festivals. Afterwards, the alumni waivers should take care of the costs in future years.)

The film festivals I’ve ended up submitting to are wild and fun and diverse. There’s one that’s just a county fair in California, presumably with a side room where they’ll project the films for the 120,000 or so attendees. There’s an adorable community-based festival in rural Japan. There are several brand new festivals that are doing this for the first time. There was a rather exciting call for sci-fi short films from this year’s Worldcon. (You know, the biggest annual sci-fi convention?) Looks like they wanted to add some pizzazz to their programming (which is mostly about books), which is why they’re soliciting any and all sci-fi short films for the low, low entry fee of $6. There won’t be any prizes, but maybe, just maaaaybe, if my film gets accepted, and screened, and noticed by someone in the industry… Considering I’d gotten into this hobby as a side-quest while waiting to hear back from literary agents (still waiting!), if this actually gets their attention, then that’ll be the single most roundabout way of doing this.

(I won’t be able to attend in any case, since I’ll be hiking somewhere in Wyoming when the Worldcon takes place in Seattle. Ho hum.)

One of the brand new $5 festivals actually included an automated message saying they’ll gladly provide free lodging at a volunteer’s home if the selected filmmakers choose to attend. That’s just over-the-top wholesomeness, and also makes me feel a little bit like a villain, since my very carefully curated schedule of big-name festivals will have something during that exact three-day slot. Sorry, guys.

This is all a giant fun side quest – a lot of these little festivals will take place during my CDT thru-hike, and I probably won’t be able to attend any of them, even if I do get picked, which is never a guarantee. Still, that’s 33 new mini-adventures that I’ve just set in motion. Who knows, maybe my quaint little sci-fi film will find true fans at one of those friendly and enthusiastic festivals. Maybe new friendships will be forged. Maybe one of the foreign festivals (there’s a really fun one in Germany!) will get intrigued enough to fly me out for a future event. I know, I’m getting way too carried away here, but there’s no harm in dreaming, eh?

If nothing else, my life is gonna get a lot more fun and random: in addition to the notifications from 10 or so big film festivals I’ll focus on, I’ll keep getting random notifications from the 33 festivals I’ve just joined. There’s pretty much no way to keep track of something like that, so every single week will be an exercise in randomness, with unexpected “thumbs up / thumbs down” messages dropping into ye olde inbox.

And hey, maybe my film will actually win an award of some sort! It’s an honour just to have it screened in front of live audience (twice so far), but if I do actually win something, somewhere… I have many many plans for that sort of eventuality.

What a weird little hobby.

“a moment of silence” – 43,700,000 search results on Google
“a day of silence” – 1,500,000 results
“a minute of silence” – 527,000 results
“a second of silence” – 366,000 results
“a year of silence” – 344,000 results
“a century of silence” – 334,000 results
“a decade of silence” – 234,000 results
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“a month of silence” – 120,000 results
“an era of silence” – 96 results
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“a millennium of silence” – 57 results
“an eon of silence” – 39 results
“an epoch of silence” – 31 results
“a score of silence” – 23 results
“a Planck time unit of silence” – zero results