“time travel” – 41,600,000 search results on Google
“lime travel” – 167,000 search results
“dime travel” – 67,000 search results
“crime travel” – 44,300 search results
“thyme travel” – 26,500 search results
“chime travel” – 7,220 search results
“Guggenheim travel” – 4,080 search results
“grime travel” – 3,240 search results
“enzyme travel” – 538 search results
“Oppenheim travel” – 96 search results
“rhyme travel” – 95 search results
“mime travel” – 92 search results
“paradigm travel” – 92 search results
“prime travel” – 89 search results
“sublime travel” – 86 search results
“slime travel” – 81 search results
“pantomime travel” – 79 search results
“maritime travel” – 76 search results
“Mulheim travel” – 74 search results
“windchime travel” – 46 search results
“spime travel” – 46 search results
“Durkheim travel” – 26 search results
“anticrime travel” – 2 search results
“pulmozime travel” – zero search results
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“Trojan horse” – 6,170,000 search results on Google
“Trojan cow” – 12,800 search results
“Trojan giraffe” – 10,400 search results
“Trojan zebra” – 9,500 search results
“Trojan chicken” – 8,040 search results
“Trojan wolf” – 8,040 search results
“Trojan tiger” – 7,470 search results
“Trojan walrus” – 5,530 search results
“Trojan bull” – 5,390 search results
“Trojan penguin” – 555 search results
“Trojan hippo” – 536 search results
“Trojan whale” – 95 search results
“Trojan rhino” – 93 search results
“Trojan armadillo” – 72 search results
“Trojan human” – 65 search results
“Trojan platypus” – 60 search results
“Trojan aardvark” – 51 search results
“Trojan hedgehog” – 28 search results
“Trojan kangaroo” – 27 search results
“Trojan gorilla” – 21 search results
“Trojan dingo” – 15 search results
“Trojan otter” – 14 search results
“Trojan alligator” – 11 search results
“Trojan axolotl” – 5 search results
“Trojan mongoose” – 5 search results
“Trojan wildebeest” – zero search results
“bless your heart” – 449,000 search results on Google
“bless your stomach” – 34 search results
“bless your liver” – 27 search results
“bless your lungs” – 14 search results
“bless your bladder” – 6 search results
“bless your pancreas” – 6 search results
“bless your uterus” – 6 search results
“bless your kidney” – 3 search results
“bless your gallbladder” – 2 search results
“bless your small intestine” – 2 search results
“bless your spleen” – 2 search results
“bless your large intestine” – zero search results
“the heart wants what it wants” – 575,000 search results on Google
“the stomach wants what it wants” – 92 search results
“the brain wants what it wants” – 55 search results
“the liver wants what it wants” – 10 search results
“the lungs want what they want” – 8 search results
“the spleen wants what it wants” – 1 search result
“the appendix wants what it wants” – zero search results
“Chekhov’s gun” – 72,700 search results on Google
“Chekhov’s rifle” – 346 search results
“Chekhov’s shotgun” – 66 search results
“Chekhov’s cannon” – 36 search results
“Chekhov’s bazooka” – 23 search results
“Chekhov’s machine gun” – 21 search results
“Chekhov’s revolver” – 19 search results
“Chekhov’s flare gun” – 16 search results
“Chekhov’s stun gun” – 10 search results
“Chekhov’s howitzer” – 8 search results
“Chekhov’s nerf gun” – 8 search results
“Chekhov’s slingshot” – 7 search results
“Chekhov’s musket” – 6 search results
“Chekhov’s blaster” – 2 search results
“Chekhov’s carbine” – 2 search results
“Chekhov’s railgun” – 2 search results
“Chekhov’s BB gun” – 1 search result
“Chekhov’s dart gun” – 1 search result
“Chekhov’s derringer” – 1 search result
“Chekhov’s tranquilizer gun” – 1 search result
“Chekhov’s arquebus” – no search results
I want to be a stand-up comedian if I grow up. Might want to get insurance against pun-induced brain damage, though. Decisions, decisions…
Kudos to Felicia Day for inspiring the pun barrage with this tweet.
“I am Iron Man” – 409,000 search results on Google
“I am Titanium Man” – 37 search results
“I am Tin Man” – 31 search results
“I am Aluminum Man” – 30 search results
“I am Silver Man” – 16 search results
“I am Copper Man” – 14 search results
“I am Golden Man” – 13 search results
“I am Magnesium Man” – 7 search results
“I am Cobalt Man” – 6 search results
“I am Platinum Man” – 5 search results
“I am Lithium Man” – 4 search results
“I am Nickel Man” – 3 search results
“I am Zinc Man” – 1 search result
“I am Palladium Man” – zero search results
“guitar hero” – 21,500,000 search results on Google
“piano hero” – 86,000 search results
“drum hero” – 59,800 search results
“ukulele hero” – 37,700 search results
“keyboard hero” – 36,600 search results
“keytar hero” – 27,000 search results
“theremin hero” – 25,500 search results
“vuvuzela hero” – 15,300 search results
“accordion hero” – 13,900 search results
“bagpipe hero” – 13,200 search results
“sitar hero” – 12,100 search results
“flute hero” – 11,000 search results
“bell hero” – 10,900 search results
“ocarina hero” – 10,200 search results
“banjo hero” – 10,100 search results
“violin hero” – 9,520 search results
“harmonica hero” – 8,220 search results
“saxophone hero” – 5,700 search results
“trumpet hero” – 5,400 search results
“lute hero” – 4,710 search results
“harp hero” – 4,250 search results
“tuba hero” – 3,760 search results
“trombone hero” – 2,900 search results
“cello hero” – 2,780 search results
“fiddle hero” – 2,650 search results
“balalaika hero” – 2,030 search results
“clarinet hero” – 1,570 search results
“xylophone hero” – 1,310 search results
“synthesizer hero” – 1,080 search results
“bugle hero” – 623 search results
“shofar hero” – 585 search results
“didgeridoo hero” – 533 search results
“gong hero” – 526 search results
“oboe hero” – 502 search results
“conch hero” – 74 search results
“cymbal hero” – 50 search results
“autoharp hero” – 21 search results
“mellotron hero” – 14 search results
“clavichord hero” – 12 search results
“omnichord hero” – 5 search results
“steelpan hero” – 2 search results
“pyrophone hero” – zero search results
“a moment of silence” – 43,700,000 search results on Google
“a day of silence” – 1,500,000 results
“a minute of silence” – 527,000 results
“a second of silence” – 366,000 results
“a year of silence” – 344,000 results
“a century of silence” – 334,000 results
“a decade of silence” – 234,000 results
“an hour of silence” – 226,000 results
“a month of silence” – 120,000 results
“an era of silence” – 96 results
“a quarter of silence” – 80 results
“a fortnight of silence” – 70 results
“a millennium of silence” – 57 results
“an eon of silence” – 39 results
“an epoch of silence” – 31 results
“a score of silence” – 23 results
“a Planck time unit of silence” – zero results
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