Tag Archive: Iron Man


I want to be a stand-up comedian if I grow up. Might want to get insurance against pun-induced brain damage, though. Decisions, decisions…

iron punning

Kudos to Felicia Day for inspiring the pun barrage with this tweet.

“I am Iron Man” – 409,000 search results on Google
“I am Titanium Man” – 37 search results
“I am Tin Man” – 31 search results
“I am Aluminum Man” – 30 search results
“I am Silver Man” – 16 search results
“I am Copper Man” – 14 search results
“I am Golden Man” – 13 search results
“I am Magnesium Man” – 7 search results
“I am Cobalt Man” – 6 search results
“I am Platinum Man” – 5 search results
“I am Lithium Man” – 4 search results
“I am Nickel Man” – 3 search results
“I am Zinc Man” – 1 search result
“I am Palladium Man” – zero search results