Category: messing with Google


“guitar hero” – 21,500,000 search results on Google
“piano hero” – 86,000 search results
“drum hero” – 59,800 search results
“ukulele hero” – 37,700 search results
“keyboard hero” – 36,600 search results
“keytar hero” – 27,000 search results
“theremin hero” – 25,500 search results
“vuvuzela hero” – 15,300 search results
“accordion hero” – 13,900 search results
“bagpipe hero” – 13,200 search results
“sitar hero” – 12,100 search results
“flute hero” – 11,000 search results
“bell hero” – 10,900 search results
“ocarina hero” – 10,200 search results
“banjo hero” – 10,100 search results
“violin hero” – 9,520 search results
“harmonica hero” – 8,220 search results
“saxophone hero” – 5,700 search results
“trumpet hero” – 5,400 search results
“lute hero” – 4,710 search results
“harp hero” – 4,250 search results
“tuba hero” – 3,760 search results
“trombone hero” – 2,900 search results
“cello hero” – 2,780 search results
“fiddle hero” – 2,650 search results
“balalaika hero” – 2,030 search results
“clarinet hero” – 1,570 search results
“xylophone hero” – 1,310 search results
“synthesizer hero” – 1,080 search results
“bugle hero” – 623 search results
“shofar hero” – 585 search results
“didgeridoo hero” – 533 search results
“gong hero” – 526 search results
“oboe hero” – 502 search results
“conch hero” – 74 search results
“cymbal hero” – 50 search results
“autoharp hero” – 21 search results
“mellotron hero” – 14 search results
“clavichord hero” – 12 search results
“omnichord hero” – 5 search results
“steelpan hero” – 2 search results
“pyrophone hero” – zero search results

“walking in circles” – 370,000 search results on Google
“walking in lines” – 47,500 search results
“walking in triangles” – 16 search results
“walking in squares” – 8,760 search results
“walking in pentagons” – 2 search results
“walking in hexagons” – 1 search result
“walking in heptagons” – zero search results

“Have gun, will travel” – 406,000 search results on Google
“Have camera, will travel” – 71,100 search results
“Have laptop, will travel” – 13,700 search results
“Have brush, will travel” – 9,760 search results
“Have hammer, will travel” – 5,890 search results
“Have shovel, will travel” – 2,050 search results
“Have chalk, will travel” – 57 search results
“Have frying pan, will travel” – 16 search results
“Have fire extinguisher, will travel” – 13 search results
“Have AP Stylebook, will travel” – 2 search results
“Have platypus, will travel” – 1 search result
“Have Batman costume, will travel” – zero search results

“black knight” – 8,920,000 search results on Google
“white knight” – 6,700,000 search results
“grey knight” – 467,000 search results
“green knight” – 463,000 search results
“blue knight” – 431,000 search results
“red knight” – 418,000 search results
“orange knight” – 86,700 search results
“purple knight” – 71,800 search results
“amber knight” – 55,200 search results
“azure knight” – 54,400 search results
“yellow knight” – 47,000 search results
“indigo knight” – 5,640 search results
“cerulean knight” – 3,990 search results
“cyan knight” – 3,590 search results
“viridian knight” – 2,790 search results
“teal knight” – 1,880 search results
“sienna knight” – 1,150 search results
“lilac knight” – 988 search results
“magenta knight” – 96 search results
“carmine knight” – 94 search results
“fuchsia knight” – 88 search results
“umber knight” – 85 search results
“mauve knight” – 84 search results
“peridot knight” – 52 search results
“chartreuse knight” – 45 search results
“amaranth knight” – 41 search results
“aubergine knight” – 32 search results
“azuline knight” – 1 search result
“cochineal knight” – 1 search result
“cesious knight” – 0 search results

“double cheeseburger” – 1,250,000 search results on Google
“triple cheeseburger” – 63,200 search results
“quadruple cheeseburger” – 7,290 search results
“quintuple cheeseburger” – 1,580 search results
“sextuple cheeseburger” – 58 search results
“septuple cheeseburger” – 22 search results
“octuple cheeseburger” – 30 search results
“nonuple cheeseburger” – 9 search results (heh)
“decuple cheeseburger” – zero search results

(Are you thinking what I’m thinking? We have the technology!)

“a moment of silence” – 43,700,000 search results on Google
“a day of silence” – 1,500,000 results
“a minute of silence” – 527,000 results
“a second of silence” – 366,000 results
“a year of silence” – 344,000 results
“a century of silence” – 334,000 results
“a decade of silence” – 234,000 results
“an hour of silence” – 226,000 results
“a month of silence” – 120,000 results
“an era of silence” – 96 results
“a quarter of silence” – 80 results
“a fortnight of silence” – 70 results
“a millennium of silence” – 57 results
“an eon of silence” – 39 results
“an epoch of silence” – 31 results
“a score of silence” – 23 results
“a Planck time unit of silence” – zero results

“The Space Needle” – 3,060,000 search results on Google
“The Space Button” – 2,530,000 search results
“The Space Thread” – 751,000 search results
“The Space Tape” – 30,200 search results
“The Space Ruler” – 74 search results
“The Space Pin” – 72 search results
“The Space Iron” – 48 search results
“The Space Ribbon” – 41 search results
“The Space Cutter” – 24 search results
“The Space Chalk” – 19 search results
“The Space Bobbin” – 16 search results
“The Space Thimble” – 9 search results
“The Space Shears” – 7 search results
“The Space Scissors” – 10 search results
“The Space Pincushion” – 1 search result
“The Space Threader” – zero search results

school – 1,170,000,000 search results on Google
preschool – 42,500,000 search results
prepreschool – 1,520,000 search results
preprepreschool – 93 search results
prepreprepreschool – 6 search results
preprepreprepreschool – 1 search result
prepreprepreprepreschool – zero search results

“In God we trust” – 1,900,000 search results on Google
“In Allah we trust” – 286,000 search results
“In Satan we trust” – 183,000 search results
“In Buddha we trust” – 107,000 search results
“In Zeus we trust” – 79 search results
“In Thor we trust” – 75 search results
“In Odin we trust” – 63 search results
“In Loki we trust” – 51 search results
“In Cthulhu we trust” – 50 search results
“In Bacchus we trust” – 48 search results
“In Shiva we trust” – 48 search results
“In Osiris we trust” – 46 search results
“In Flying Spaghetti Monster we trust” – 44 search results
“In Gaia we trust” – 44 search results
“In Ra we trust” – 43 search results
“In Athena we trust” – 31 search results
“In Krishna we trust” – 31 search results
“In Anubis we trust” – 26 search results
“In Baal we trust” – 21 search results
“In Poseidon we trust” – 21 search results
“In Kali we trust” – 19 search results
“In Minerva we trust” – 19 search results
“In Confucius we trust” – 18 search results
“In Quetzalcoatl we trust” – 18 search results
“In Brahma we trust” – 15 search results
“In Isis we trust” – 14 search results
“In Artemis we trust” – 10 search results
“In Dionysus we trust” – 10 search results
“In Ares we trust” – 9 search results
“In Apollo we trust” – 8 search result
“In Aphrodite we trust” 8 – search results
“In Atlas we trust” – 8 search results
“In Hephaestus we trust” – 4 search results
“In Chronos we trust” – 3 search results
“In Ishtar we trust” – 3 search results
“In Fenrir we trust” – 2 search results
“In Hera trust” – 2 search results
“In Ymir we trust” – 2 search results
“In Thanatos we trust” – 1 search result
“In Lugh we trust” – zero search results

“The war on Christmas” – 3, 790,000 search results on Google
“The war on the war on Christmas” – 458,000 search results
“The war on the war on the war on Christmas” – 31 search results
“The war on the war on the war on the war on Christmas” – 9 search results
“The war on the war on the war on the war on the war on Christmas” – zero search results