Archive for April, 2020


Plague diaries, Day 28

Friday night. Things aren’t improving with gf. Spent the night talking about our communication styles, doing Tarot readings on our relationship (her hobby, not mine), and reverse-engineering the electrolyte formulas of health supplements, as one does. Still unclear how this will end.

About 2,000 more dead in the US. Over 1,000 in one day in France – their highest ever. Almost 1,000 in the UK. Boris Johnson appears to have recovered – hopefully that’s not the headfake recovery that lands patients back in the ICU sicker than before. There are mass graves being dug on Hart Island in New York. Some claim that’s standard, and the island is usually used for pauper funerals. Others are saying these are legitimate mass graves. Nobody much cares about the truth of the matter – it’s all about the horrifying visuals.

Worst Friday night ever?..

Plague diaries, Day 27

Thursday night. Well, at least we’re talking again. Had a good sit-down talk about the importance of communicating exactly how you’re feeling instead of being a stoic badass on the outside (her), as well as not being a panicky dumbass (me). The fate of the relationship is still unclear, but at least this is some good day-over-day improvement.

Gf had another health scare today, on the verge of passing out… This is a strange time: if we drive to the hospital (40 minutes away), we’ll run the risk of catching covid19 in their waiting room. If we don’t drive to the hospital… Well, gf’s condition is bad but not life-threatening – at least according to her. We spent the evening reading studies on CSWS (cerebral salt-wasting syndrome) and the impact of long-term dehydration: there’s a lot of counter-intuitive science, and chugging a glass or two at once is far less efficient than sipping a few ounces every 30 minutes. We’ll try to do hydration and sodium intake smarter, not harder.

There’s some kind of religious holiday tomorrow. Passover? Easter? Never really paid any attention to that stuff. (In fact, still not entirely sure if Christmas is on the 24th or the 25th… Folks take 36 hours off for their alleged celebrations.) Either way, there’ll be an awful lot of Twue Believers (TM) flocking to their favourite megachurches, even despite all the warnings and admonitions, especially in the south. Especially in Florida. A whole lot of clusters will be traced back to this upcoming weekend.

Another 6.6 million Americans applied for unemployment. That’s 17 million total thus far, making the Y axis of all the prior charts utterly ridiculous. Congress passed a $2 trillion (USD) bill to get some money going, but only $1,200 each will go to taxpayers. Not a whole lot, considering what all the other countries are doing. The stock market has been inching higher these last few days. No more 7% downswings. I think that’s a dead-cat bounce. Almost 2,000 more Americans died over the past 24 hours: the new total is 16,719 as of right now. (509 in Canada.) This will likely get worse. Wall Street appears to be convinced the worst is all behind us now. There’ll be no trading due to the holiday tomorrow, so it’ll be a long 3-day weekend for stocks. OPEC+ has just agreed to cut their oil production by over 20%, so the oil prices might bounce up by Monday: I have some money riding on that.

Almost forgot to mention: my car has been fixed. Reddit thought it was either the battery or the alternator. CAA drove up again (only an hour spent waiting in the snow!), confirmed the alternator was fine, and gave my battery another boost. I caaaaarefully drove to a mechanic six miles away and got a new battery in no time. (The price seemed reasonable, too.) Since I was in the actual town, I went to the SAQ and spent 10 minutes standing in line outside: they had rather strict rules that included “you touch it, you buy it” and 2-meter distancing, which everyone followed once inside, and abandoned once they got past the clerks’ field of vision. They didn’t have the Portuguese Dao wine that gf likes, but they did have some exotic cider I’d never encountered before.

The town’s grocery store was a whole different story: no one was allowed inside, and cars lined up in impromptu lanes, with shopping carts and homemade posters and “danger” tape separating them. The concept was ingenious: a guy would walk up to each car and give the driver the cellphone number of one of the store clerks. Then the store clerk would talk to you on the phone, picking your order for you as they went. You’d pick up the order outside once they called your name. I chatted with a fellow named Morris, whose English wasn’t very good: given their low stock (no baking soda, spinach, or ground beef), that made for an interesting conversation. I’m still not sure if Morris screwed me over or if that was an honest mistake, but later on, at home, I figured out that the $107 bill for the groceries was so high because he billed me for eight bags of tangerines instead of just one. I want to think that was an honest mistake, but 1 and 8 are nowhere near each other on the keypad… Low-key misdemeanors in the time of pandemic, eh?

Stay healthy, y’all.

Plague diaries, Day 26

Wednesday night. I suppose it was only a matter of time after being couped up together for so long with no other people… The relationship might be over. When I made that rosy, cheesy blog entry last night, gf was asleep. After she woke up and got a bit better, I found out I’d given her the wrong supplement when she felt unwell: magnesium instead of sodium. I’d panicked. I’d also screwed up in a big way earlier that day.

She sent me to sleep in the adjacent, smaller bedroom, and has been ghosting me all day. A while back, I wondered how much this self-isolation must suck for those who were single, who hadn’t managed to find a partner. I may find out for myself… It’s strange when your social circle doesn’t just disappear but when it goes into the negative territory: when instead of having your companion by your side, you end up with a person who hates your guts. I hope we’ll make it. If not… I survived the pandemic and helped one other person do the same, and that’s all I could have hoped for.

In other news, the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals split 2-1 and upheld Texas’s decision to stop abortions unless they’re absolutely necessary. This is ugly. This means that as long as a state can claim there’s a risk of disease and infection and death, they can suspend abortion access indefinitely.

The acting secretary of Navy has resigned after calling the selfless captain stupid.

The death toll in the US is, as of right now, 14,793. The death toll in Canada is 431, or 2.9% of the US.

…my car is still busted. CAA came by and jump-started the battery. It ran for an hour but didn’t work afterwards. Might be the alternator. (Kudos to the Reddit hive-mind!) I’ve found a highly rated garage six miles away – they’re one of the few that are still open. Will call for another jump-start tomorrow, then make my way to the garage to hopefully get it fixed. The CAA guy said “you’re not supposed to be here” after he saw the Ontario plates. Here is hoping he won’t rat us out.

Alone all day… I streamed the first two John Wick movies (his only weakness is car collisions) and installed Diablo-2: Lord of Destruction yet again. That game is my cryptonite: I don’t even want to know how many hours I spent on it since it came out almost 20 years ago. (Thousands, I’m sure.) It does help me relax, though…

Stay strong, strange survivors.

Plague diaries, Day 25

Tuesday evening. Had to double-check what day this was because for once, I don’t have to work – and for quite a while.

Gf isn’t feeling well… For context, and since I mentioned her health before: she had a serious concussion a few years ago. Most days are good, but some are bad. There are also indigestion issues, and when all of that aligns, the day is lost. The keto experiment in January-March was unsuccessful, resulting in more health scares (as well as a walk-in clinic visit) than her previous, baseline diet. So today is a quiet day: she is recuperating, I’m quietly reading by her side in case she needs water, magnesium, vitamins, or something else.

Outside, the world may be crumbling, but here and now, it’s only she and I, and nothing else.

Plague diaries, Day 24

Monday night. Vacation is off to a pretty good start: catching up on sleep, going on walks with gf. The only hitch was finding out that my car battery died. We hadn’t been going on a lot of car rides, so sometimes we’d go a whole week without turning on the engine. I guess the cold weather, combined with lack of use, killed the battery after all. Well, now is as good a time as any to invest in a CAA membership. (The Canadian version of the AAA.) Give it a couple of days of the probationary period, then request a “roadside” assist to jumpstart the battery… We could ask our neighbours (which are far and few in between), but there’s the question of language barrier, whether they had the right cables, etc. Sometimes, a $120 CAD investment is a better choice.

Amazon is acting funny these days: when I searched for art supplies a week ago, the promised delivery date was reasonable, within a couple of weeks. When we did our shopping on Amazon two nights ago, that all changed: art sets got reclassified as non-essential supplies, with the earliest delivery date a month away. On the other hand, condoms and food supplements got the first priority and a 7-day delivery promise. Gotta love the civilization’s priorities.

Speaking of which, Wall Street seems to think the worst is behind us. Dow went up 5.8% today, though it’s hard to say if that was a dead-cat bounce, a short squeeze, some cynical manipulation before another plunge, or some combination of all three. I do a little swing-trading, so I sold what I’d bought on Friday for a quick profit. Now to wait for it to go red once again… World War Oil is being wild and unpredictable: there are a couple of OPEC meetings scheduled for Thursday and Friday. Meanwhile, after a few days of high gains, oil fell 7% today but went up 2% in the after-hours. Heh. What amazes me the most is that Wall Street really seems to think the worst is behind us.

As of right now, there are exactly 11,000 cumulative deaths in the US; 322 in Canada. New York officials plan to dig trenches in the city’s parks for the allegedly temporary totally-not-mass-graves because the city is overwhelmed and can’t bury the hundreds who die every day. The officials were quick to backtrack and say that they almost certainly won’t use the ditches (which they’re still digging) and that they’re hoping the death toll will decrease. …I don’t know when you’re reading this, but FYI, there was a twitter meme that we were only days away from semantic arguments claiming that mass graves were not mass graves. And here we are now.

In other news, Boris Johnson, the British Prime Minister, is now in the ICU after his covid19 got worse. This is the same man who had pretended the virus wasn’t serious. He’d deliberately gone to hospitals and spent time around those who had been tested positive. Who knows how many others he himself has infected. (At least the queen appears to be safe.) I hope he recovers. If he doesn’t, though… It’ll be no one’s fault but his own.

Gf and I are still enjoying the solitude and isolation. I’m naming my sourdough starter Clint Yeastwood.

Plague diaries, Day 23

Sunday night. While we cuddled and had even more deep conversations, the world kept sliding down. The death toll in the US is 9,666. Once it gets past 10,000 in a few hours, that should generate some headlines… Folks are getting worried about the Villages – retirement communities in Florida, home to 125,000 elderly. They’re not taking the virus seriously at all, and once it sweeps through, it won’t be pretty.

Ecuador’s government has issued an apology after failing to collect hundreds of corpses. Uploaded videos show rows of body bags stacked on top of one another, overflowing into the hospital parking lots. People were leaving their dead in the streets in a major city because there were no other alternatives. It’s pretty certain that Ecuador’s official death toll is a lie. I fear for the rest of South America, especially Brazil.

Meanwhile, here, at the rural Quebec utopia, things are embarrassingly normal. I’ve started my own sourdough starter with some flour, water, a few bread crumbs, an old grape, and some tangerine peel. With luck, it’ll generate yeast and get us some delicious bread – and yes, I know how grotesque that sounds in a world that’s falling apart at the seams.

Plague diaries, Day 22

Saturday evening. Today, gf and I went for an hour-long walk – for once, in the middle of the day and not in the evening. The resort near which we’re staying has been shut down. Normally, there’d be hundreds of people out and around on a sunny day. Instead, we saw only 25-30, walking mostly in couples, keeping their distance from us and others. We looked at a nearby lake and a tiny waterfall before heading back. There’s so little traffic that a family of five deer crossed the road about 100 meters away from us.

I tried to go out and get some more snacks and wine/cider/soda. (We hadn’t stocked up on those because there was limited space in my Kia.) The end result was pretty funny: the resort is one giant tourist trap, with fake-looking storefronts that are open only for pedestrians. The only legal parking spot in the vicinity was a “VIP” parking lot that charged $20 for the privilege. (The only other car there probably belonged to a security guard.) When I made my way into the gaudy tourist trap, it was disturbingly empty: I saw about five people during my 20-minute walk. The sole grocery store was closed – indefinitely, according to the sign taped to their door. The liquor store (SAQ, Quebec’s version of LCBO) simply had a “closed” sign without any promise to reopen. The nearby gas station was also shut down.

The speed limit is low here, so it took a while to drive to the gas station 5 miles away. They were open and had some food and (fortunately) plenty of wine and beer, though no cider. Just for the sake of gallows humour, I picked up a couple of six-packs of Corona. The gas station’s clerks were hidden behind a shield of plexiglass. They wouldn’t accept cash, according to the signs posted at the counter. The barcode scanner was pointed toward customers: you were expected to scan your own purchases and then bag them up into the plastic bags they’d slide your way through the small opening. (They also yelled at me not to touch anything unless I intended to buy it. Admirable vigilance.) It’s the small changes around me that fascinate me: there were no discounts on candy and snacks, and it really looked like the gas station’s owners decided to capitalize on the disaster. ($4.79 for a small bar of milk chocolate, etc.)

The Tim Hortons next door was open for walk-ins (unlike the ones in Ontario, where they’d only take drive-through orders), and they were happy to see me buy a dozen doughnuts. (Hey, it’s the pandemic and my first vacation in three years – you don’t get to judge me.) Once I finally made it home after a two-hour trip, gf and I sprayed everything with Lysol like the virus-avoidant team that we are.

The world is… Well, it’s not getting better. Not really following the news too much anymore. I have a rough idea where this will end up: years of working as an analyst can get you to see big trends long before they happen. In the US, you now need papers to cross state lines. So far, it’s just Texas and Louisiana: there are no real penalties and the enforcement is more like a guideline, but visitors from Louisiana are nonetheless expected to explain why they’re traveling and where they’ll be staying. Meanwhile, in Miami Beach, the police set up four three-person squads to respond to anonymous tips about out-of-towners (New York, New Jersey, etc) who don’t stay put. (No real sanctions either, at least not yet.) It’s too little too late for Florida, since their governor had kept the whole state running so as to avoid losing the spring break profits… 8,383 dead in the US as of right now. At some point in the not-too-distant future, we’ll all look back at this and think of early April as the good ol’ days. Here is hoping states and cities won’t turn on one another.

Gf and I are about to go on Amazon to shop for random things – art supplies, hair scrunchies, hard-to-obtain snacks… Her roommates in Toronto are disregarding all the social distancing rules. One of them brought over three guests; others are saying they should each be allowed to bring “one person you love.” The one roommate who is asking them to reconsider is being made fun of. I know they’re all party-loving extroverts but jeez… This is only their second week (I think) of isolation, and I don’t think they’ll make it. On the upside, gf’s friend’s cough has gotten better, so maybe it was just a cold. So it goes.

Plague diaries, Day 21

Friday evening. I refresh my tracker for the first time in hours, and the US death toll jumps from 6,066 to 7,084. Only 179 in Canada. 10% of the US population, 2.5% of the US fatalities.

The news keeps getting stranger yet. Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, vomited a string of MBA jargon at a press conference yesterday, and said that his math shows New York won’t need additional ventilators. That’s something you’d normally see in a banana republic… Elon Musk had bragged that he’d get Tesla to manufacture ventilators for any hospital that needs them; he ended up buying 1,000 CPAP machines elsewhere instead. (Not what anyone would call a useful alternative.) Justin Trudeau said that Canada will use Amazon to deliver medical supplies. That’s huge: a G8 nation has explicitly admitted that Amazon is more efficient than its own postal system. Ironically, the almighty efficient market didn’t quite get the implications, and Amazon’s stock price closed 0.64% down for the day, like the rest of the market. Heh.

Trudeau also said that after Quebec requested federal assistance (the first province to do so), the Canadian armed forces will be dispatched to the northern part of the province to help isolated communities. (Not anywhere near our AirBnB refuge.) That too is huge news. On top of all that, 3M said that the White House tried to pressure them and keep them from sending masks to Canada. They went public with that instead. A banana republic at its finest… In other news, a train engineer in California took his train off the rails and tried to ram the hospital ship. He came mighty close to succeeding, too: the train came to a full stop just 250 yards away. I expect to see more news about conspiracy nuts losing what’s left of their sanity.

I closed my work laptop an hour ago. My 3-week, 23-day vacation is officially on. (Barring a few days with short consultations of a newbie colleague who is behind on our joint project…) The first vacation over a week long since February 2017. I’d looked forward to it for so long, but never imagined it would be like this. And yes, I’m quite aware just how spoiled I am, to reminisce about an imperfect vacation while millions are sick. (1 million officially, likely many more unofficially.) Well, in any case, I’ll finally catch up on sleep and reading. Not a lot of sunshine in rural Quebec, but there’s plenty of fresh air. No fellow travelers and hostel guests to chat with, but I’m with my favourite person in the world – and I’ve never been much for crowds, in any case. How strange to think that 23 days from now, the world will be in far worse shape while my internal battery will have recharged. Rest and recreation as the pandemic rages.

Gf and I are having more deep, heart-felt discussions in between cooking experiments and binge-watching Le Chalet on Netflix. She’s feeling better after breaking the keto diet, though her heart acts up at random intervals. Just a matter of finding the right electrolyte balance, most likely. With every passing day, we grow a bit closer. If and when this all ends, we’ll move in together – and continue this beautiful, strange adventure.

Plague diaries, Day 20

Thursday evening. Penultimate day of work before my 3-week staycation. I look forward to it: playing hide-and-seek with gendarmes in rural Quebec isn’t quite what I’d been planning to do, but it’ll still let me catch up on sleep and relaxation. It’s been 3 years since my last real vacation… What a strange world.

Have I mentioned a field hospital going up in the Central Park? Because there’s now a field hospital in the Central Park. There are reports from around the world about cash-waving Americans hijacking shipments with PPE supplies bound for other countries. Earlier today, Trudeau very politely said that Canada is looking into one such shipment hijacked from Canada. Brett Crozier, the captain of USS Theodore Roosevelt, has been relieved of command for the horrible crime of writing a letter stating his ship needs to be docked and quarantined. The ship had roughly 4,800 crew members. He did the right thing, and got punished for it.

Spain has crossed 10,000 deaths. The US has 5,833 as of right now. Ontario is finding more cases even as the death toll stays low at 131. Georgia’s governor claims nobody knew until just now that the virus could spread asymptomatically. That means he’s either playing dumb to cover up his incompetence, or he really is that dumb. (The CDC is headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia.)

Gf and I venture out for small 15-minute walks around the building to get some fresh air and keep from getting stir-crazy. We started watching a French Netflix show about a group of people stuck in a French village. It describes our current situation fairly well. Gf is feeling better after quitting keto, though there are still random health scares. (Drinking salt water seems to help.) On the upside, her diet is now far more inclusive – we can dine like royalty on our supply of frozen pizzas. 🙂

Plague diaries, Day 19

Wednesday night. Just a couple more days till my 3-week staycation. In some other world, I’d be boarding a plane to Tunisia without a care… In this world, Tunisia is on full lockdown, and flying through Paris and Rome is a remarkably bad idea. On the other hand, we’re in an isolated Quebec town with no one to bother us.

Quebec is quaint. This is my first visit here: I’d originally planned to vacation in Montreal in July, so this is a bit ahead of schedule. Odd province. Some highways don’t have lane markings. The traffic lights look distinctively European. Even the architecture outside major cities is different. I was particularly amused by the fact that none of the French signs have English translations, even though they insist on having French versions of every English text and sign outside Quebec. Heh.

Our timing was fortuitous once again. We got here yesterday, and today Quebec’s government announced that this particular county will be locked down, with road blocks, travel restrictions, etc. This might be mildly paranoid of me, (hey, paranoia is just another word for survival) but I won’t be posting which tiny town we’re staying in. The Ontario plates are a dead giveaway, but we’d rather not get tracked down and kicked out of our beautiful AirBnB while we mind our self-isolation business for the next four weeks. It’s so bizarre to think of ourselves as virus refugees, living undercover in a locked-down town. As long as we don’t drive too far outside the town and keep to ourselves, we should be okay.

The condo is large and sunny and beautiful – like an Instagram post from the early 80s. The technology is delightfully retro. We’ve discovered an electric tea kettle that doesn’t turn itself off… I’ll just be boiling the water for my morning coffee on the stove, like an old-timey settler. (Then again, I’m fairly certain old-timey settlers didn’t have jacuzzi bathtubs. Ye gods, we’re spoiled.)

The world keeps getting weirder. South Africa’s police fired rubber bullets at those who insist on going outside. Turkmenistan banned the word coronavirus and will potentially arrest people wearing masks outside. The US is still a mess, with 5,130 cumulative deaths as of right now. (And only 112 in Canada.)

My gf’s close friend who stayed in Toronto said he’s developed a cough… He has a preexisting lung condition. Here is hoping it’s just a cold.